The Olympics Are BORING

Author: Blackie_the_Pirate

Date: August 24, 2004

And on tonight's news, Anne Reginold is reporting on the OLYMPICS! Exciting!
That's RIGHT Tom! The olympics are SO exciting I'm wet just THINKING about them!!
It's true Anne! Look! I've got wood!
Really Tom? I couldn't tell. I just thought that was the curve the zipper makes on your pants...
I hate the stupid olympics.
How insulting, Anne! ON TO THE OLYMPICS NOW