Mike 'Our God' Parker gives old man Sub the lowdown...
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| Sub, I can't take Tharsh's insomnia, or his constant posting any longer...can you tell another story about the good ol' days so that the little brown fag goes to bed? | |
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| Thertainly Mike, anything to forth that thack chewing Hindu to get thum thleep... | |
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Sub’s plan is going smoothly at Tharsh’s sleep deprivation laboratory…
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| Grandpa Subterfuge, tell me about the time that Gary Holt and Dean Dell tried to drug Chuck Billy with pills they got from Mike Murphy at the 1987 Vio-lence show at The Stone, PLEAAAASE? | |
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| Alright, but thith ith the latht thtory, okay? It all thtarted after the thecond encore. I had jutht done my theventy-theventh thtagedive during Vio-lenth’s thet, and thecurity were being ruthleth†| |
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…but it goes horribly wrong. Shit hits the fan, and the Paki unwittingly asks for a beatdown…
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| Grandpa Subterfuge, why does Steev want to knock me the fuck out? | |
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| That’th it. The ballmunching queer hath athked hith latht quethtion. He’th pithed me off for the latht time. I’m calling Thteev to thort him out! | |
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