Keanu Reeves - Hellblazer

Author: Blue_Man

Date: February 27, 2004

by Blue_Man
2-27-04
John Constantine, you have foiled my plans for the last... hey, wait a fucking minute. You're not the usual bloke!
Of course I am, dude. Check out the most excellent trenchcoat.
No, come off it. Constantine is an old, craggy, painfully cynical Scouse bastard. You're a So-Cal pretty-boy who looks permanently startled.
I don't think you're paying close enough attention to the trenchcoat.
Weeeelll... it IS a good trenchcoat...
I'm gonna check out that new Watchmen flick, see if they've cast Rorschach yet...