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They say second place is the first loser but doesn't that make the last loser a winner of sorts?
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by Blue_Penguin
1-30-06
Captain I have located the being responsible for the destruction of this world. Sensors show he is ugly, foul smelling, hungry and not to be upset or else.
Hmm strange ears. What a freak! Probably tastes shit, sod it I'll just put on plenty of curry sauce.
That's great commander. I'm sending over a red shirt to your position now. You beam back up to the ship and get the drinks sorted and poker table setup.
Oh shit... Why didn't I take that job with the post office like mother said.
Red shirt again, for fuck's sake! Those ears are starting to look appealing now. Just how many of you are there?
Arggghh if only my weekend training included switching on this gun. Please don't eat me I'm horse shit and Brut flavoured !
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