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| Father I'm so depressed. I have no friends, no girl and a dead end job. The only time I'm truely happy is when I'm killing folk in BF2. What should I do? | |
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| Hmm. Have you ever considered suicide? | |
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| Does it not say in John verse 2:1. If thou are a massive wanker should ye not end one’s own misery and the suffering of those around ye. | |
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| Er but if I commit suicide I wont be allowed into heaven. | |
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| Indeed. Now piss off out of my sight before I set the nuns on ya! Oh and may god be with you. | |
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