Blue_Penguin  

So you'd like to terminate an unwanted pregnancy Mrs. Wilkins. Tell me, how many weeks along are you?

Oh lets see. How old are you now David dear?

9 and a half mum.

Right, that's about 494 weeks then doctor.

Job done. I can see why you wanted rid now. The little shit wouldn't sit still. Is there be anything else?

Yes if I can get written permission off his mother can I bring my husband in next week?