I need a holiday

Author: Blue_Penguin

Date: February 8, 2006

by Blue_Penguin
2-08-06
This sucks. I could really do with a holiday.
Huh. What do you call this you cheeky cow.
You what! Two weeks on the front line dodging bullets and buggery. You must be joking.
Well... it was all I could get.
All you could get. It was cheap more like it ya tight assed git.
Oh why don't you just fu... hang on, where are the kids?