From the new Encyclopedia Grossanica...
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| JDPLVY's are a subspecies of Genus Homo Sapians easily identified by the horrible bullfrog-like sound they make as they scream obscenities... | |
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| They want to be heterosexual but are so repugnant that human females commit suicide or run off with outlaw bikers rather than mate with one... | |
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| They are best known for their spamming of message boards, misuse of blogs and disrespect for themselves and others.... | |
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| With an average IQ of 83 and the commonsense of a duck, the average JDPLVY is a misfit, a social outcast and a self-made troglodyte. | |
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| I resent the comparison... and you WILL be hearing from my attorney. | |
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