BobRogers
stripcreator donor

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Bob Rogers is a pseudonym for ### ###### who wishes to remain anonymous so that the preacher can't give him grief for swearing on Strip creator.

Loretta's World Part 29

by BobRogers
1-01-06


	Ever since UPS delivered me you haven't said a word to me. Plants like conversation, you know.


	*The return address on the box you came in said "Bob." I HATE* Bob and therefore, by extension, hate you.**


	Listen Seymour. I don't get to choose who buys me or gives me away for that matter. But if you don't feed me and love me, you will wish you had, I promise you.


	You aren't real. You're just a filament of my imagination. And my name is NOT Seymour.