BobRogers
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Bob Rogers is a pseudonym for ### ###### who wishes to remain anonymous so that the preacher can't give him grief for swearing on Strip creator.

Life With Bob # 11

by BobRogers
6-02-06


	Could you pardon me just a moment while I use my cell hone to call 911, have you arrested and sent to jail for 330 years?


	Uh. No problemo, Sister. I'll just hold up on killing you while you alert Swat, the Army and Steven Segal.


	Stupid new cell phone! NO SERVICE? Hellooo Customer Service? No Answer. Rats.


	Um... Sister? I thought you had Cingular.


	Why yes. I did. How ever did you know that?


	I was your sales rep before you dumped us.