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| So it turns out that Dave is a coprophiliac. | |
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| I looked that up in the dictionary and it means "seriously obsessed with feces. | |
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| Well, it must be true because he spent ten minutes licking this rectal themometer and making "ahhhh" and ooohhh" noises while scratching his bald spot. | |
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| i am sure it's just a phase he's going through, like the time he tried to break the Guiness World record for continuously crapping in his pants. Oh wait. That was coprophilia also. | |
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| Is there any hope Doctor? | |
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| Only if we can get him a job at a BMW dealership. | |
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