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God and Beelzebub have an early morning conference outside Portland, Oregon...
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| I don't know what we're going to do about Dave. He is completely clueless about Heaven and Hell. | |
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| I know what you mean. I have been trying for 5 years now to get him laid and he's still a virgin. There cannot be virgins in Hell. | |
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| And there can be no blasphemers or pornographers in Heaven | |
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| He's not Catholic so we can't put him in Purgatory. | |
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Results were inconclusive...
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| Any chance he could become a Mormon? | |
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| Not much. He shot at the missionaries with a paintball machine gun. If they won't take him, who would? | |
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