Nick The Hood

Adventures of an extraordinary reaper who was, in former life, a gangsta.

Stern Shriners # 34

by BobRogers
9-09-07

God and Beelzebub have an early morning conference outside Portland, Oregon...


	I don't know what we're going to do about Dave. He is completely clueless about Heaven and Hell.


	I know what you mean. I have been trying for 5 years now to get him laid and he's still a virgin. There cannot be virgins in Hell.


	And there can be no blasphemers or pornographers in Heaven


	He's not Catholic so we can't put him in Purgatory.

Results were inconclusive...


	Any chance he could become a Mormon?


	Not much. He shot at the missionaries with a paintball machine gun. If they won't take him, who would?

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