My first blind date - 1

Author: Bogart

Date: December 2, 2001

by Bogart
12-02-01
You must be Bogart.
What? Oh... So you're Alice. Nice to meet you.
He's younger than I was told.
I thought Jack said she was in 8th grade, same as me! She must be in high school already!
Is he just going to stand there admiring my rack all night?
Condom... condom... I hope I still have that one I swiped from my father last New Years.