Bad lines for the cops

Author: Bogart

Date: December 6, 2001

by Bogart
12-06-01
Driver's license? Better ask the last donut sniffer that pulled me over. He got in a big snit and wouldn't give it back.
Can you look in my car? Sure, but don't tip the frizbee over on the front seat. I just finished cleaning out the seeds and stems.
I've got a great idea! Why don't you consolidate this ticket with all my other past due tickets. My glove box is getting crowded.