All comics by Bokista

 

by Bokista
11-18-01
I have come to take your life.
Please?
Jesus H. Christ! Why do you have to be so difficult with me?
Eat my asshole.

 

by Bokista
11-18-01
Nicole, I've been thinking. Maybe we should get married.
What, Kevin?
You know, the state of holy matrimony. I love you to death.
Awww Kevin, I love you too.
So what do you say?
Eat my asshole.

 

by Bokista
11-18-01
Morris Day and the Time!
I gotta bear skin rug! Oh-wee-oh-wee oh!
My jungle love!! Oh-wee-oh-wee oh!
Eat my asshole

 

by Bokista
11-21-01
Todd Grocki is Jim Kelly's campaign manager.
Hey James, do you want to go out to get a bite to eat?
No, Todd. I won't go on a date with you.
Oh, okay. Well, be sure to tell your friends about our grassroots campaign to get Jim Kelly elected.
Yeah, whatever.
So... How about going to get something to eat?
Eat my asshole.

 

by Bokista
11-21-01
Pete confronts Kevin in a battle of wits.
I have both versions of the Klingon dictionary.
How do you say faggot in Klingon?

 

by Bokista
11-21-01
James goes to visit his old teacher 10 years later.
Hey, Neil. Remember when I was in your history class?
Yeah, James. Do you remember the Paretto Principle that I taught you?
Yeah. And remember when I used to call you Mr. Kelly?
Do you remember when I still had a corporeal body and had not yet transformed into a being of pure thought?
Whatever you say, Neil.

 

by Bokista
11-21-01
Pete Gardner: Free Time
You know what I did last night?
Masturbate with that cat of yours?
No, I translated Beowulf into limerick form.
How about you translate my fist into your face?
Klatu barata nickto!
May God have mercy on your soul.

 

by Bokista
11-21-01
The training begins... and ends.
Now, to continue your training.
Neil, I need you to beat me up so that I can increase my power and pump of my Super Saiyan level.
Thank you, master Neil. Now I am stronger and not a gay Confederate Soldier. But did you have to kick me in the balls?
I'll do whatever I damn well please.

 

by Bokista
11-21-01
This is Patches, Kevin's cat. I stole it from Jim Flanagan and we're going to the moon.
Actually, if you closely examine this comic strip, the rocket says 'TNT' on it, which implies its made out of dynamite. Dynamite is never...
Damn't.

 

by Bokista
11-21-01
Pete Visits Mr. Kelly to Get Help
Mr. Kelly, I need you to resurrect me. This powder composition of my manifestation is ineffectual for my purpose.
OH.
Please, my master of flame form. Please morph me into my original human form.
What's the magic phrase?
To be continued...
Mars or Bust!!
You owe me one.

 

by Bokista
11-21-01
Dan asks Katie out on a date.
Salutations, foxy lady. How are you doing this fine day?
Hi, Dan.
So, I was wondering if you were doing anything this Friday?
Actually, I'm not.
Sorry.

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