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| You know, sometimes I page myself to see if I'm really 'here'... have you ever done that? | |
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| This is the worst date ever. I swear to God, if he doesnt shut the fuck up, I swear I'll kill him. I swear to fucking God. | |
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| My friend told me that masturbating with a condom on with a lubed-up backhand grip feels like a real vagina! have... have you ever tried that? | |
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| Can fellatio be used as bail? | |
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