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I'm brett (aka brett, brett, bratt, kayla's comic-toy). I'm a lot smarter than Kayla. she thinks shes funny by making lies about me and twisting them into these little 'comics'.

Kayla has been seduced into a little thing called 'sensationalism' and its a BIG part in her game to get you all to hate me by seeing her comics.

in conclusion, HATE KAYLA

PowerPussy

by Boozer
5-16-04

In a near-by tropical desert area, A Pedophile sets his eyes on what -could- be a "PowerPuff Girl"


	Holy shit, its that a Power Puff girl?


	I'MMM A POOOOWWWEEERR PUFFFFF...GIRRRRLLLLLLLL..

The suspected "Powerpuff Girl" continued to float across the near-by Sahara desert and began to suspect the stalker


	Im a suspicious Powerpuff Girl who thinks some pedophile is following herrrrr! RAWK-ON!

And so a proposition was made and a feline was groped. END.


	Hey.....Wanna pet my Pussy?


	YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

DINOWHORE

by Boozer
5-16-04


	Hi..I'm looking for someone that would go down on me.


	I'm blind. Are you hot at least?


	Why yes, I am.


	Oh, alright I supose. As long as you aren't going to go all BUKKAKE on me. Whip it out please.


	Its out, I even put on a rubber.


	I'm glad you care for me!!!

the 'REAL' Dinner at earl's 1

by Boozer
5-16-04

Dave askes the waiter to bring him the bat-phone


	Excuse me, would you be kind enough to bring me the bat phone?


	Yes, just one moment please, I have to get off this intergalactic 'T' shaped space ship.

Kayla is a moron.


	I am Kayla, My heart is so cold, I am now frozen.


	Hi, I'm that hot waitress with the huge tits. At least you dont have HEART BURN!!

Kayla tries to consol the WAITER


	Brett is the coolest guy in the world. I mean..his milkshake brings all tha girrls to tha yarrd. Where could we go wrong with him?


	Yes my child..erm..client. He is my saviour!!

Kayla's Secret

by Boozer
5-16-04

Kayla just LOVES her new BFF (best friend forever) AKA online 'Dairy'


	Dear, Dairy. Today Brett said he pushed me on accident, but really he did it on purpose.


	I'm Kayla, the big racist hippy. I lie and make up stories about Brett. I sure like typing on my on-line Dairy!

dont ask..


	KAYLA: YA BABY, MORE MORE MORE!!!! GRUNT GRUNT


	OH YOU LIKE THAT WILD MONKEY DEEP PENETATION THRUST, DONT YOU?!? HERE COMES THE BAT-HUMP! UNH UNH UNHHH!!!

Next Day. END.


	Hey...is that Kayla's Online Dairy I just saw?


	*Woah..it IS* Kayla's online Dairy. "Dear Dairy, I don't know wether to tell Dave about the syphillis before or after we have wild unprotected sex..GTG ask my Ouija board. TTFN, BFF,kisses!love ya!"**

Always watching

by Boozer
5-16-04


	Ever get the feeling something is watching you?


	"We now return to PokÃ©mon"


	I'm in that mood to jerk off..but what if someone or someTHING is watching?


	"I choose YOU Pikachu!"


	...


	...what?

Lamb's World

by Boozer
5-18-04

Lamb has a little run-in with her secret crush.


	I recognize that girl..why yes its Lamb! Her grad is comming up soon..I'd go down on her.


	OMG, its L.L.-Cool-J!! Hes sooooooo cute!

They meet eyes..pause for a moment..and drift away slowly.


	Just keep walking..just keep walking..nice ass...keep walking..


	Just keep walking..just keep walking...

END.


	Wait!! Hey..so I'm graduating from the school next year and we're having a grad-party then an after party at Mr.Raver's..want to come?


	Ya, I'd love to go down..go to the Grad and after-grad parties :-D.

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