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by Boring
7-20-07
Since I hooked up with that job centre I´ve had my share of weird jobs.
But part-time tampon is a first.

 

by Boring
7-20-07
Howdy! How did you end up in this godforsaken place?
Well, when I fisted that girl I lost my golden watch. So I climbed inside her to look for it. What´s your story?
I lost my horse.

 

OPC 40: Famous Last Words
Those penis enlargement weights have worked out great so far. I guess it won´t hurt to add just one more.
by Boring, 7-20-07

 

by Boring
7-20-07
The newest feature for anime DVDs: Switch to the POVV angle.
The point of view of vagina angle.

 

by Boring
7-21-07
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ya don´t know what the fuck I´m talking about, do ya?
I do, actually. And I figured out an alternative way to generate them gravitons.
Really?
Just bend over, I´ll show ya.
I don´t understand how this works.
You have to trust me like I thrust ... trust you.

 

by Boring
7-22-07
So, if I kiss you you will turn into a handsome prince?
No, that´s cousin Frog Prince. In my case a blowjob will do the trick.
Is it worth it?
We´ll see.
Slurp!
It is worth it.

 

by Boring
7-22-07
Hello bay-bee, do you remember me?
I sure do, Sodomo the clown. Turn around and prepare for my revenge!
What´s this? My body acts against my will!
Hah! You shall take my mighty sting like I had to take that clown stick of yours!
Nooooooo, let go! - What? ... Oh, just a terrible terrible nightmare! ... But if it was a dream why is my bunghole bleeding?

 

by Boring
7-22-07
Hello bay-bee, do you remember me?
I sure do, Sodomo the clown. Turn around and prepare for my revenge!
What´s this? My body acts against my will!
Hah! You shall take my mighty sting like I had to take that clown stick of yours!
Nooooooo, let go! - What? ... Oh, just a terrible terrible nightmare! ... But if it was a dream why is my bunghole bleeding?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

 

by Boring
7-22-07
Hello bay-bee, do you remember me?
I sure do, Sodomo the clown. Turn around and prepare for my revenge!
What´s this? My body acts against my will!
Hah! You shall take my mighty sting like I had to take that clown stick of yours!
NOOOOOOO! OH!? WHY DID TOBOR DREAM HE WAS SODOMO THE CLOWN? TOBOR HAS TO CORNHOLE HIS THERAPIST TO FIND OUT.

 

Ho! Ho!
Yo ma nizzle fo´ shizzle, Santa. I loves them ho´s, too.
by Boring, 7-23-07

 

Welcome to the year 2047. Before I show you around you should know that a virus has killed all women. But there´s still sex. I´d be happy to oblige.
NOOOOOOO!
by Boring, 7-23-07

 

by Boring
7-29-07
I got the eerie feeling someone´s following me.
No one there. I really should cut back on the coffee. Maybe I´m just nervous because today´s presentation of my new book "Why Men Has Better Sex Than The Beast" will be my breakthrough.
Hah! I tricked him into a fatal feeling of false security. In a second I´ll show him that no one beats an elephant at rimming.

 

by Boring
7-29-07
What´s with the blue background? I thought you only did red.
I feel sad.

 

by Boring
7-29-07
What ... what is that thing?
The finger of god, my dear! The Heavenly Cartoonist knows no mercy, no salvation. I drew your world, I shall erase your world!
Fuck! You really erased the whole world! Why am I still here?
Can´t you guess, hehe? Next thing I shall erase is your clothes ...
So you will spare me or ... ?
Spare you? No. But the situation definitely calls for a goodbye fuck. You didn´t actually think that this was an eraser?

 

Oh shit! Another user´s looking at this strip! How can I get rid of my boner if I don´t even get 15 seconds of privacy?
by Boring, 7-30-07

 

by Boring
7-30-07
Hey, Mister? Wanna suck my udder? Only five dollars.
For each udder?
It´s a common misconception that a cow has more than one udder. In fact the whole thing is one udder which bears four teats.
If there´s any hygiene issue go to www.udderhealth.com.
And yes, it´s five dollars per teat. But there´s a $ 16 combo price if you want to do all four.

 

by Boring
7-30-07
Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again!

 

by Boring
7-31-07
Penis season!
Vagina season!
Penis season!
Vagina season!
Actually, I like both ...
You´re dethpicable!

 

Anybody care for a little nipple tweaking?
by Boring, 7-31-07

 

by Boring
8-01-07
They say you can tell the size of a man´s penis by the size of his nose.
It´s true.
Amazing!
Put that back!

 

by Boring
8-01-07
I´m Anal-Gang-Bang-Cover-Puppy. I was designed to clear the internet of depictions of anal gang bang. All such pictures will be automatically replaced by pictures of me on clean red background.

 

by Boring
8-02-07
Well, Kitty, that was quite some night.
I just don´t know why these rubber & latex parties wear YOU out that much. Now if I was to complain ... Let´s swap roles next time.
You´ll wear the gas mask and I´ll take the flea collar.

 

by Boring
8-02-07
Erm, about that nipple tweaking offer?
Yes? You want some now?
Does it hurt?
No.
My fingers are made of steel. I can´t feel anything.

 

by Boring
8-03-07
There once was a rumour that Marilyn Manson had his lower ribs removed so he could bend enough to give himself a blowjob.
We zombies don´t need any operations to perform sexual acrobatics. Watch this: I can take off my arm and stick it up my ass.

 

by Boring
8-04-07
Penis season!
Vagina season!
Penis season!
Vagina season!
What are these morons arguing about? We crab lice take them as they come.
Flexibility is the most important skill in today´s competitive world.

 

Revealed: The secret love affair of Satan and Captain Obvious.
Oooh, baby, you´re a horny devil!
by Boring, 8-06-07

 

by Boring
8-08-07
You´re new in this business, aren´t you?
Yes ... how do you know?
Nobody brings flowers for his partner on a bestiality movie set.
But you seem to be a nice fella, so I think I can eat them nevertheless.

 

by Boring
8-09-07
I´m leaving, guys! It´s not worth the risk.
I told them the hamster would explode if three guys came in him simultaneously ...

 

by Boring
8-12-07
Vat ... Vat is happened here, Farmer Sven?
Oh Annafrid, I neva vanted to tell ju. But I dink now it is time.
Vat? Vat? Ja?
Oh Annafrid, ju know, sheeps are kept by de farmers to provide wool and to provide meat for de lunch. I just killed jur sister Pernilla.
Vat? Does dis mean ju are going to kill me also? Ja?
One day I vill. But not as long as ju can still give birth to my childrens.

 

Dude, what´s with the cloak and hood?
Got a date with the 50 ft. woman today. It´s a custom made full body condom.
by Boring, 8-13-07

 

by Boring
8-22-07
First!
Damn, the guy´s too good! I will never win the annual office pooping contest.

 

by Boring
8-24-07
My owner made one little and one big mistake today. The little one was to put me up for neutering at the vet´s.
The big one was to actually try to get me there.
On the plus side he´s got a beautiful singing voice now.

 

by Boring
8-25-07
When my agent proposed an anime series deal I thought it would be my ticket into real show business. No more saturday morning kiddie cartoons.
Little did I know that you have to do the stunts for female characters for a period of five years before you´re allowed to play one of the tentacle guys.
Ouch! Be careful, you brute. That was the wrong hole. Ouch! Now that was my eye!

 

by Boring
8-29-07
Penis season! Oops, you´re not the duck!
Am not. I´m death. It´s time.
Yep. Penis season!
What the ... ? Are you trying to trick me?
Are you falling for it?
No. Vagina season!

 

by Boring
8-30-07
I don´t know what time the party´s over, Mommy, but you can come about nine and hang around.
And don´t forget your stripper gear. All the boys have put together their savings. 200 bucks minimum.
Let´s go in right now.

 

by Boring
8-31-07
I wonder what you can do with that tenacle.
Same regarding your trunk here.
I just want to make sure you know that I´m not gay, you know.
No, no. Me neither.

 

by Boring
9-04-07
Squeeze harder!

 

by Boring
9-10-07
You´re leaving already?
It´s no fun for crab lice living on someone who doesn´t get any.
But there was that donkey ...

 

by Boring
9-15-07
That should be enough research for my science project.
Theory confirmed.
If you throw 100 hamsters against a wall from a distance of less than 10 feet it´s impossible to miss the wall even once.

 

by Boring
9-16-07

 

by Boring
9-18-07
A restraining order! You´re ordered to stop stalking a Mr. Humbert Ofterdinck. What´s that about?
Son, I have to tell you that you suffer from multiple personality disorder. Ofterdinck is one of them.
What? But ...
He was my secret lover for many years. He left me for our dog. Can you believe he´d rather fuck Sparky than me?
He´s fucking the ... that means ... I´m fucking the ... ?!
Oh dear, I thank god there´s still your Sodomo the Clown personality. I´ve never met such a devoted coprophiliac before.

 

by Boring
9-26-07
Penis season!
Vagina season!
Penis season!
Vagina season!
This is boring. You want a bite?
That´s a trick question, isn´t it?

 

by Boring
10-02-07
Hey, where´s the donkey? We haven´t filmed the money shot for our scene yet.
I´m the stand-in for all such shots.
How will that work? People will notice. Why doesn´t the donkey do it himself?
The donkey´s allergic to cum.
Ta-dah!
The viewers don´t mind. As long as there´s teats they won´t miss the ass.

 

by Boring
10-03-07
Vagina season!
Penis sea ... no, wait. What are you doing?
What´s your problem? Can´t a guy just change his mind?
But ... but ... you never ... you made me say ... I´m outta here.
I´m just messing with his mind of course.

 

by Boring
10-05-07
I could really use a handjob. Can´t do it myself because of the pain in my fingers from excessive stripcreating.
Heck, I might as well stick my dick into the pumpkin.
Not again. I´m full.

 

I could really use a handjob.
And I could really use your cold stiff severed hand to give myself one.
by Boring, 10-05-07

 

I could really use a handjob.
The Lovebot2007 Home and Student Edition allows nipple tweaking only. You may upgrade for only $ 299.00 now. Monthly recurring billing.
by Boring, 10-05-07

 

by Boring
10-16-07
Sir, you might want a tetanus vaccination!
Why would I want that?
Well, considering all that blood on your clothes and you holding a scythe I assumed you hurt yourself badly.
Oh, it´s not my blood. I´m a serial killer on a rampage. Which means you might need a tetanus vaccination yourself quite soon.
Is it working? I wasn´t sure in which eye to stick it.

 

by Boring
10-24-07
I guess I shouldn´t have slaughtered that guy just because of the carrot dick remark. But things like that can happen in the heat of the moment.
They´ll believe I did it in cold blood. Maybe if I freeze in this position they´ll think I´m an ordinary lifeless snowman and won´t suspect anything.
Ooookay. Here comes the police. Now cool down, just cool down! Shit! - They turned on the heater!

 

by Boring
10-25-07
Ooopsie! There goes the little birdie!
I really gotta work on my breathing technique.
I absolutely must refrain from inhaling while giving a blowjob.

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