Alabaster Refrigerator Spewtum and the Golden Labia

Author: Boritom

Date: April 4, 2013

by Boritom
4-04-13
I learned two very important lessons today. First, I learned that it is very difficult to shave a cat while anally violating it at the same time!
Ewww... okay, so what was the other lesson?
Never douche with napalm!
Duly noted!