One day, Chris Nimmo met a guy named Jordan Bieber...
Hey Bieber!
Hey! You used my name! Here, have this!
Dear Sir, my name is Jordan Bieber, owner and proprietor of Beibersoft. Due to the great misuse of my name on the internet, I have now copyrighted my name, I am now going to sue your ass off...
So come on, pay up.
The morale of this story is... Don't fuck with Nim!