Brady  

One breve, please.

I have no idea what that is. Why can't you people just use simple terms like, "I'd like a coffe with cream and sugar, please!" Or maybe, "Just give it to me BLACK!" That would make my job easier!

A breve is an espresso steamed together with half-and-half!

We don't do that fancy European stuff here. We only serve coffee.

A breve IS coffee!

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to exit the café, miss. I don't like your cocky attitude.