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| And in political news, President Beatrice has declared her support for the Constitutional Amendment ALLOWING gay marriage! | |
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| As you know, George, this is a heated debate all over the country! | |
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| Yes, Fran, there have been riots all over the country PROTESTING this amendment. Personally, if they've found happiness, I don't think I have a right to stop them. | |
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| And on a personal note from me, I am finally glad to say that I am a lesbian!...and now to the guy that looks amazingly like John Kerry. | |
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| President Beatrice, why have you announced you support of gay marriage? | |
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| Well, Mr. Guy That Looks Amazingly Like John Kerry, I do believe that it was Sofia Loren that said, "Let them eat cake!" I say, "Let them eat dick!" | |
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