Brady  

So, I was watching Ricki Lake the other day, and the topic was "Gays Fight Back!"

That's great! I love Ricki!

Yeah, and she had these people on there who ran this website called godhatesfags.com! Well, I checked it out!

Oh no! You didn't! What happened?!

Well, on this website, they have a game! I lost and a "filthy sodomite" got my blessed child! Whatever will I do if my child grows up gay?! HAHAHAHA!

Buy him Barbies and let him listen to your Cher and Madonna CDs?