Brady  

I have just come from the pool, and I must say that I am totally disgusted!

I'm terribly sorry, miss! What happened?

There were two men making out in the corner! They were really going at it! You must do something about it!

Miss, our hotel has a non-discrimination policy. I cannot do anything about it unless what they were doing was blatantly sexual in nature.

OK, I'll go tell my girlfriend...

A homophobic lesbian...I have seen it all...