Brady  

...and then, the cook dropped a hot mango en flambée on my foot...

That sucks more than George Michael in a public restroom!

...then he said...

Wait, wait, WAIT!! I am most definitely as confused confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market...

Your new housekeeper told me she wants a raise...

Well, fuck me in the ass with a spikey rainbow dildo while running backwards in a rainstorm with wild rabid chimpanzees nipping at my testicles...