BrainyBrimstone

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The Phone of the Damned [Part 3]

by BrainyBrimstone
9-23-01


	You see, I have this phone, and whenever anyone calls me it puts subliminal messages into the ringing and it makes me hurt myself


	Do you know of anything I can do?


	Well...take a look at these suggestions I got online


	...summon Satan AND/OR Jesus and pray for them to remove the curse. Dude...I've pissed off BOTH of them.


	Its either that or dread getting phone calls the rest of your life. Not that you get any now....