I risked insanity for this

Author: Braze

Date: May 2, 2001

by Braze
5-02-01
Oh Spawn of Cthulhu! I have summoned you from your sleep within the ocean depths, such that you may serve my purposes! I have but one insanity-birthing request.... can you RAISE THE CITY OF UR?
NO
Oh. Well then... great Spawn of Cthulhu... can you... GRANT ME IMMORTALITY??
ALSO NO
...........so what the fuck can you do, anyways?
I MAKE A DELECTABLE MINESTRONE SOUP