All comics by Breitling

 

TwistedSpring in his home city by Breitling 12-16-01
Weevil Visits Birmingham Oh common peasants Welcome to Birmingham innit	Hmm this place has a happy shopper Where can I get my next fix ?!?!	Chortle snort Arrrgh!

 

One wingman and his bot... by Breitling 12-16-01
Breyitling iz the best !!!! Weeviol hav i showwed yuo my 1334 ckoding skillls!	Weevil is my frend ! oh Hell...	Fuck off... Please bee my friend ! I want to be you !

 

E-nigma has a laff by Breitling 12-16-01
in #apex #cureweevilofhisgaymonkeylovingways wank0r	in #Cservice #cureweevilofhisgaymonkeylovingways hmmmmm	in #cureweevilofhisgaymonkeylovingways Advertising in official channels eh ...? Errr... I was just leaving anyway...

 

IRS's tentacle monster escapes by Breitling 12-16-01
Another seemingly quiet day in apex, until... What the fuck ?? Come here pretty bwouy	I'm outta here man! Heh heh heh	Corr... look at that Eel! Noooo !

 

Stress ! Stress ! Stress ! by Breitling 12-16-01
Topic is 'http://www.fingers.co.za/arb/shitty.jpg || http://pics.steakandcheese.com/predator.jpg' Set by Elle|drunk0r on Mon Dec 3 00:17:23 Loose whore from the slum ! Soft Southern Shite !	Street trash ! Rich ponce !	Topic is 'All access has been suspended for 24 hours for breach of IRC rules. Offensive material and pornography of any kind is not allowed on this network' set by Ashy on Mon Dec 3 00:18:48 Bah, go fuck yourself bitch ! Now there's a good idea...

 

G0@75 by Breitling 12-16-01
Anyway, they said that it would take at least six months... That's terrible !	Sorry to butt in lads, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation...	Fuck me ! A talking goat !

 

The Comics of the #APEX crew by Breitling 12-20-01
IRC Server = irc.planetarion.com http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Elle http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=TheWeevil	Port = 6667 http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=monkey_no_1 http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Spiral	Channel = #Apex http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=beefcake http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Waffles

 

Birley F2 by Breitling 5-05-03
First Week of Term *sniff* *grunt* *no friends* Hey I'll be your girlfriend !	Last Week of Term You didn't think I'd sleep with you did you? It's all Rich's fault !

 

Finding a home by Breitling 5-05-03
Kosovo 1999 Not much in here to be eating... Son no food there is to eat in this country. Go to England where rich is everybody! Take my dictionary of English with you!	Somewhere in Manchester Hello Citizen of England, country of western freedom and democracy! I have come to mate with you and goats in one of your Dallas-style English mansions! You are cheeking me off a treat ! Go and speak to the one they call Miss Wilson you little rag of toeing!	Hello dame Wilson yes! You are indeed one woman of beautiful extraorinariness! May I be to live with you in your great expensive castle? My what a beautiful little orphan! I can shape him in my wicked ways! Come young child, and stay at my beautiful establishment in the heart of Manchester's finest area!

 

Well I never by Breitling 5-05-03
0430 Oh Nick you're so sexy I know my little fluffy kitten, remember not to smoke while I'm away! It makes you taste like the slaaaaag you are!	0431 Don't worry, I won't. I'll taste as minty fresh later as I do now! Have a nice day rowing honey bunny! I will my angel, must be off now! Gosh I'm going to be very late back tonight...	0432 Welcome to my establishment of all hour openings ! How can I be of service to you? I want an economy pack of high-tar ciggies please! In fact, make that two! I'd also like fourteen packs of polos!

 

The process of denial by Breitling 5-05-03
One fine evening... How can I release my built up sexual frustration? ...	The next day Some untame wally did a prank call on me last night, must have been some *right* wanker... [so surprised] That's unbelievable. You sure it actually happened? Terrible indeed!	Indeed What are you looking at? It wasn't me! I know it wasn't... Clown...

 

The Transformation... by Breitling 5-05-03
After Christmas You're ditched, you're not half the man you used to be! And that wasn't very much in the first place! I'll never let go! Please post all donations in an envelope labelled "The victim of malnutrition, war and multiple organ failures charity fund"	Suddenly *eek* *jump* *twitch* What's happening to me??	What a result ! I feel alive... *boo hoo* *sob* I'm so upset...

 

What a story... by Breitling 5-05-03
It's all his fault you know. Really it is. He made it all happen. He's the cause of all my troubles... I'm telling you. I think it's well funny his car got broken into ho ho ho... Okay... I see... *puff* *puff*	You're a *real* dickhead, you know that? Did you ever bang your girlfriend? Didn't think so somehow... *Boo hoo* *Boo hoo*	*sob* I've got a letter for you... can I have some money and some sex? Yes my little street-urchin, please accept this legitimate payment. And do lick away. I'll cover up your sucking up and claim it's the whole floor who wrote this badly punctuated letter...

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