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by BrewGuy
8-06-02
THE TRUTH ABOUT WRESTLING
So you wanna go to the wrasslin' matches?
I dunno...isn't wrasslin' all fake?
well, it's choreographed, sure, but the athletic ability is amazing....
I can't believe you enjoy watching men in tights roll around!
.....and The Rock will be there.
LETS GOOOOOO!!!

 

by BrewGuy
8-07-02
Mr. Evil Being, please stop harassing us and a certain recapper who's name won't be mentioned 'cause this comic's all about ME.
What? I was merely making that certain recapper who's name won't be mentioned 'cause this comic's all about YOU's wish come true!
Brew thinks a nasty thought...
I wish this Evil Being would just burst into flame....it'd be doing everyone, including ME - a big favor.
and Lita? I was merely AAAAAAHH!
..and starts to wonder if he knows kung fu.
WOW! That was SO becuase of ME! It's all about ME! MEMEMEMEMEME
...ow.

 

by BrewGuy
8-07-02
somewhere in Nepal....
Hi, I'm Tracy!
Hi, I'm Stacy!
Hi Sta...hey, who are YOU?
Hi, I'm Pato!
Hi Pato! Look what I can do with FIRE!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

by BrewGuy
8-07-02
Tracy feels bad...
I'm sorry Pato - didn't mean to set you on FIRE like that..
MOO! Bloody MOO!
Do you accept my apology? Oh PLEEEEASE
Sod off! MOO!
Big mistake...
Well, ok then...I suppose I understOH NO I DROPPED MY FLAMETHROWING LIGHTER
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

 

by BrewGuy
8-07-02
Hi Pato, welcome to my spaceship!
Why the bloody hell am I in your spaceship, MOO?
I have some....experiments that I need you to help me with! YAY!
That's it...MOO....I'm outta here...
DON'T STEP ON THAT...oh no....too late...silly cow....
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

by BrewGuy
8-07-02
Pato voices his complaints!
Why must I always be blown up, MOO? I'm just a cow!
but little does he know....
....*blah blah blah blah*.....and another thing, cows are special! They shouldn't be set on FIRE, yo! And another thing, I was merely trying to blah blah blah blah....
....that Stacy and Tracy have played the ol' Exploding Mic gag on him again!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

 

by BrewGuy
8-07-02
Ok Pato, I've put up this wall so I can't possibly set you on fire.
It's about BLOODY TIME! MOO!
Just make sure you that you DON'T hit that button. It's RIGHT THERE.
Huh? What button? MOO? Right WHERE?
Of course, Stacy uses the remote control to set off the fire bomb, and...
HOW could you have NOT seen the button? It was RIGHT THERE!!!
NONONOAAAAAAHHHH!

 

by BrewGuy
8-07-02
This better be good, for the love of MOO.
Ok, Pato, just go into the little room
Why is it so hot in here?
Oh, that's just the oven heating up. I've never cremated a PINK cow before......
You'd think the damn cow would learn.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
...we are gathered here to say goodbye to....do you smell burning steak?

 

by BrewGuy
8-07-02
Ah'm gonna saddle yew!!!!
Sod THAT, arsebuscuit!
We gon' have us a reeeeeeal good tahm, yeeee-hawwww!
I'm a COW, you bloody redneck retard! *moo* SEE?!
It's Captain Special!
*gasp* you said REDNECK! Take THAT, evil-doer!!
CURSES, foiled agAAAHHHH!

 

by BrewGuy
8-08-02
Tired of being set on fire, Pato The Magenta Cow seeks refuge on the moon.
*whew* Nobody will set me on fire up HERE, nuh-uh, no-moo-ree!
...oh man...I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque..
WHAT THE.....who are YOU? Never mind, it's obvious you're a Grade A arsebuscuit. Moo.
...hmm, a letter from...BrewGuy? "If you see a Magenta Cow on the moon, you're in DANGER! Quick! SET IT ON FIRE!"
nonononono don't listen to BrewGAAAAAHHH!!
Wow! Magenta cows can burn in space! This 'BrewGuy' is pretty smart.

 

by BrewGuy
8-09-02
Pato The Magenta Cow consults the Red, Red Robots for help...
PROCESSING......COW, MAGENTA. DESIGNATION?
Designation? Oh, you mean NAME. ..GEEZ...Silly Tinker Toy....*ahem* my name is Pato.
The Red, Red Robot makes the Universal Greeting Hand Signal..
*BZZZZT* GREETINGS, MAGENTA COW "PATO"
Um, greetings...moo...but is there are reason you're fondling your cyber-genetalia? Not that I mind....
!ANGER MODE!MY CYBER GENETALIA IS NOT FOR YOUR PERSONAL GAMES!
nonono I'msorryyyyAAAAAAHHH!!

 

by BrewGuy
8-12-02
the Cow Assassin hides in the trees....
Newsprint is old. So is paper. Why don't people THINK ABOUT THE TREES!
I got your trees riiiiiiight here....
It's that tree-hugger, Cretien!
Trees are AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Holy F...COW FIRE! It could damage the trees!!!! *gasp* I LOVE trees!!!! Better put it out...
tree-huggers is stoopid.
...the trees....the treeeeeeeeees....
I love trees..what th...? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

 

by BrewGuy
11-20-02
Shocker Dan concludes his seminar on Why Black Holes Are Cool (From A Distance)
....and that's why the fabric of space will be warped when the two black holes collide.
Space is WHACK, yo!
I'm surprised you of all people would say that - I mean, you've got so much of it between your ears! HAHAHAHA!
wha? ...ahhhhhh, go soak your head!
Having confirmed pink cows still be stupid, Shocker Dan lights a match....
WHOA - Pink Cows give off a lot of heat when they're burning.
NONONOAAAHHHHH!

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