Bowling for Backwoods Shotties

Author: Broly

Date: May 22, 2004

by Broly
5-22-04
My all-time best in bowling is 173. How about you?
I once scored a 349. Top that.
That would be difficult to beat. Considering the maximum score is 300.
Well, I have a secret strategy not many other people fully utilize. First, I bowl down my lane, then I shoot other people's pins with a shotgun.
As long as it's a safe tactic.
I always tell Judge Reinholdt that my shotgun is a "legal document". Works every time.