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An Ethereal Embarrassment by Burdorff 2-26-01
Oooh... Any cute guys in this chat room?	Finally... I am 20 yrs old. I have blonde hair, blue eyes....	My name's Death. What's yours? Heh heh. Sucker...

 

Death has a Small Dick by Burdorff 2-26-01
I feel like you really understand me...	Its like you like me for the real me... not just my job.	How big's your dick?

 

Death is Abused by Burdorff 2-26-01
*sigh* What's a matter there, buddy?	I feel like everyone only likes me for my job. No one wants to get to know the real me.	Hey! I think Death's bummed about his small dick!

 

Hung Like an Elephant. by Burdorff 2-26-01
Don't listen to them. You're just being self-concious.	I have a friend that might understand your situation.	veryfunny. HIYA!

 

Death is Destroying Our Youth by Burdorff 2-26-01
I just want someone to like me for who I really am!	AND MY DICK IS NOT SMALL!	You have a little peepee?

 

Death is Smooth by Burdorff 2-26-01
Hi.	I'm the Angel of Death. Perhaps you've heard of me?	I see you have.

 

Death Seeks Help. by Burdorff 2-26-01
I'm Death. Right. I've been briefed on the situation. Let just get a looksee and see what we can do...	oh.	*sigh* Margaret, we're going to need the microscope... no,no,no... the electron one...

 

Death Can't Work. by Burdorff 2-26-01
I am the Angel of Death. Your time has come.	You coming?	I heard you got a pencil prick. Dat true?

 

Death Makes a Mistake. by Burdorff 2-27-01
I'm looking for... ahem... entertainment... Sure, sugar. I'll only charge you half price seeing as you're...	THAT'S IT! I AM SICK OF THIS FUCKING COMIC CONCEPT. CANT THIS FUCKING KID RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING BESIDES THE SIZE OF MY DICK?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHH!	no. oh. i was going to say half because you were so sweet.

 

A Great Clown. by Burdorff 2-27-01
Hi Little Girl! What's your name?	Do you like balloons?	Do you like whiskey?

 

Clown pt2 by Burdorff 2-27-01
Can you speak?	Can you understand me?	Do you ever have the urge to kick someone in the teeth because of something stupid they said?

 

Clown pt3 by Burdorff 2-27-01
You know, your mom's a nice piece of ass.	I wouldn't mind giving her a jump.	You're funny.

 

Clown Continued by Burdorff 2-28-01
Alright, kid. Now you can't tell anyone about what I said. I like ice kweem.	You can have all the ice cream you want.	I also like three hundred bucks to keep my mouth shut.

 

Rick is my bitch by Burdorff 2-28-01
Rick is my bitch.		That's right, I am.

 

Squirrels are fucking weird. by Burdorff 2-28-01
This one time... there was this baby.. and it kept laughing at me...	so I pissed on it.	You're really fucked up, you know that?

 

Fucking Squirrels. by Burdorff 2-28-01
Sometimes I tape my chest to make breasts and I tuck my penis up the crack of my ass. Cause I want to be a woman.	Christ, help me.	I love you.

 

Homophobic Cowboys by Burdorff 2-28-01
Do you ever think that all this world needs is for people to just be a little more understanding of people's differences and to spread a little love and good cheer?	Yeah, I suppose you're right.	Fucking faggot.

 

I rip things off. by Burdorff 3-01-01
It's 3am and Ive been reading lots of crappy comics.	They're nothing but things that are retarded and don't make sense.	I'm gonna be different dammit. ---- oh fuck. moh!

 

My interview with Allen. by Burdorff 3-01-01
So Allen, have you found that this site speeds up your comic making...	Or does it just mean that you come out with more bad comics? oh i am the bestest comic maker in the whole world. I can do no wrong.	Pffft, that's what I thought. I like monkeys.

 

My interview with Shelley. by Burdorff 3-01-01
So... um, credit card? that's your joke, right?	Oh, and how men suck, I forgot that theme.	But I'm exempt right? Burdorff can do no wrong?

 

My interview with Rick. by Burdorff 3-01-01
So Rick, when can we expect some "I know this strip sucks" comics from you?	And we can't forget the ever popular "I don't have any ideas" strips.	I hate you.

 

My interview with Dan. by Burdorff 3-01-01
So Dan, do most of your strips have to do with drinking because you think drinking is funny or because you drink a lot?	And do you make most of your comics while drunk?	Shuttup bitch and gimme a beer.

 

My interview with James. by Burdorff 3-01-01
		You're a fucking hippie.

 

fuck. by Burdorff 3-01-01
It's 3:30 am.		fuck.

 

Hard at work. by Burdorff 3-01-01
Considering I'm at work, I really should do something other than make comics.	But this internet connection is sooo fast...	fuck it.

 

Done Depressed. by Burdorff 3-01-01
I would just like to point out that I didn't even have to write a script as I have been done for a semester now.		I'm so depressed.

 

DVD Depressed. by Burdorff 3-01-01
I really should do something other than watch DVDs all night.		I'm so depressed.

 

Computer Depressed. by Burdorff 3-01-01
Is making these comics just another way to fill the void that is my life?		But it's soo much fun!

 

Alan Moore's Tits. by Burdorff 3-01-01
I wonder how many people even realize that we are a "Watchmen" reference crossed with a "Penny Arcade" reference. Not many. People are dumb.	They don't know how to truly appreciate any medium of art any more. They have no frame of reference. They like tits and explosions.	Alan Moore is a god. I like tits and explosions.

 

Motivation? by Burdorff 3-01-01
All right, Matt. Back to work you fucking slacker.		I hate my life.

 

The Clown Still Has Problems. by Burdorff 3-01-01
		I peed myself.

 

Oh no! Not that! by Burdorff 3-01-01
Jesus, why won't anybody put any new strips! RELOAD-RELOAD-RELOAD	*sigh*	If this keeps up, I might actually have to read James's stuff.

 

An Ostrich's Butt Will Do. by Burdorff 3-02-01
I was this close to reading James's stuff. Thank god Allen made me a comic.		Even if it was about me sticking my finger up an ostrich's butt.

 

James Can't Fucking Spell. by Burdorff 3-02-01
So I read some of your comics James... Oh?	Or I should say that I tried to read... Eh?	Why can't you fucking spell? Why our ewe geting madd at mi?

 

A Dare that Really Works. by Burdorff 3-02-01
At a party one night... A dare. I bet you $100 that you can't drink a whole gallon of milk in an hour. I get a whole hour! You're on.	Here's my $100. Sucker. And I've just been holding this glass all night. This is mine! GLUG GLUG GLUG	Less than a hour later... Heh. I rule. BLARGGHG Oh god! BLARRRRGGHHGG

 

Don't Try the Dare on A Robot. by Burdorff 3-02-01
I bet you $100 that you can't drink a whole gallon of milk in a hour.	You're on. GLUG GLUG GLUG ...	You do realize that the inside of my body is just an empty cavity, don't you? Shit.

 

Dan Hooper Loses the Dare. by Burdorff 3-03-01
At the OTC Party last night... So Dan Hooper, I bet you $50 that you can't drink a gallon of milk in an hour. You're on! I'm spending that money already.	45 mins. later... Shit. Feeling pretty good. I got about a cup left.	With 3 mins. to go... yah! I rule. BLARGGHG Oh god! BLARRRRGGHHGG

 

maybe there's a reason why rick rhymes with prick. by Burdorff 3-05-01
		i hate you.

 

Rick Annoys Me. by Burdorff 3-05-01
You're fun to bug.		Don't make me crap on your head.

 

Pollack Attacks Sontag. by Burdorff 3-05-01
In the "Business of the Business" class... I knew I shouldn't have sat next to you today. So Mr. Pollack, as a director that doesn't write, how do you feel about the demands writers are making for the WGA strikes?	He doesn't seem to like them. Sontag there thinks they should edit your films.	Pollack looks mad. I didn't know a guy with a fake hip could run that fast.

 

Sontag is a liar, like the rest of Hollywood. by Burdorff 3-05-01
In the "Business of the Business" class... Shut up... Shut up... Why do these people all call them "their" movies...	eh? Their names aren't even on the credits.	Sonntag! You didnt fucking produce M*A*S*H* !!!

 

God Hates Me. by Burdorff 3-05-01
		Why do you hate me?

 

God Hates Me Pt 2. by Burdorff 3-05-01
Perhaps I hate you because you have lived an evil life.	And have delighted in the misery of others.	But its sooo funny.

 

God Hates Me Pt 3. by Burdorff 3-05-01
I also hate you because you cant make a fucking webcomic right, either.		Screw me. Its ten after six in the morning.

 

Working again, tra la la... by Burdorff 12-14-01
Matt at his first paying job in LA... Jesus Christ, work is boring.	Thank god stripcreator is back though.	god-dammit.

 

Work can be boring... by Burdorff 12-14-01
Still at work... Hey, Rick, its Matt Whazzzup, homie G?	Nothing, just bored at work, and so I thought I would send you secret communications through comics. This isn't very secretive.	Yeah, but it sure is meta. You're an idiot.

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