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by CP
1-20-07
my life is over
Why? What happened?
I killed sexy! And I can't bring him back!
It's alright! I have an idea!
Hey there Im here to apply for the role of "Sexy"
I am so fucking screwed.

 

by CP
1-20-07
Hey. I got you something. For your birthday.
Really! How awesome. What is it?
It's my dick in a box.
...
You realize we can't be friends anymore, right?
That's so trifflin'.

 

If Gangsters Won Awards
...and the winner for best comic actor goes to...Joe Pesci in Goodfellas!!!
Whaddya think? Im a fuckin' clown? Im here to amuse you????
by CP, 1-21-07

 

And the award for best actor in a drama that is more like a comedy goes to...Joe Pesci in Goodfellas!!!
Whaddya think? Im a fucking clown? Im here to amuse you?
by CP, 1-21-07

 

by CP
1-21-07
So? You excited about your date tonight?
Dude, I am totally stoked! I heard she is really hot!
Blind date? So, how you gonna know who she is?
I am meeting her at her hotel room. Said she'd be wearing a little black dress!
So, um...wanna have sex?
MY EYES!!!

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