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Oh, Lisa, how ever can I say goodbye to thee, my love? How can I be parted from my other half without dying with it?

Dunno.

And how, my dearest, can I thank thee for the times we have had together and how I got my very first of kisses from thy lips?

You can always tell everyone we did it.

That'll do.

You know, as long as you shut up.