CaiaphasVulture  

So, now Lisa's totally out of the picture. It seems like we just can't patch this up. It'll just have to be you and me hereforth, little man.

Oh, forget about her. You'll find someone much better some day, if your personality allows you to, 'cause the gods know you can't rely on your looks.

Well, thanks. It feels much better knowing that I've got the whole life infront of me. It's good with a comforting friend by your side, you know.

So...

...wanna hold hands?