All comics by CakeyChanFoo

 

by CakeyChanFoo
11-19-01
Hi.
Hi.
I'm Asian.
Yeah.
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by CakeyChanFoo
11-19-01
Jesus has a special bond with children.
Hi. I'm Jesus. I have been nailed to this cross. Would you please help me?
If I ignore him, maybe he'll go away.
He loves them and they love him back.
Hi. I'm Jesus. I have been nailed to this cross and need to be freed before I die. Please help me.
I like video games.
Jesus wishes the little fuckers would die.
Child. You are my last chance. Please save me or I will surely bleed to death upon this cross.
I made a squishy in my pants.

 

by CakeyChanFoo
11-19-01
The problem in this multi-faceted quasi-democratic socio-economically deprived civilization of ours is that people simply don't care about one and other.
I mean seriously, what is wrong with people? Why do they feel the constant need to hurt each other and destroy things? I simply can't fathom it.
You know what I'm saying don't you?
No clue.

 

by CakeyChanFoo
11-19-01
So I was hoping we could have a serious talk today. You know, straighten some things out.
Um, yeah. Sure. Ok, no problem.
Really? You really mean it?
Yeah, of course. I said it didn't I?
Wow! This is great! I can't believe we finally get to have a real, honest to goodness thinking-with-the-knoggins talk. This is going to be terrifi...
Hey, look at this black line. I think that means we're finished.

 

by CakeyChanFoo
11-19-01
Opening a Dear John letter addressed to a friend...
Oh wow, look at this. This is horrible. I can't believe it.
Man, how can I possibly break this news to him. I don't know if he can handle this kind of heartbreak and betrayal. His life is never going to be the same after I tell him.
The next day.
I'm afraid I have some very bad news. I opened a letter for you yesterday and I spent all night figuring out how to break it to you.... Your girlfriend is leaving you for another man.
I knew it! Once again, I was simply too much man for one woman to handle.

 

by CakeyChanFoo
11-20-01
You're being awfully quiet today.
I hope I never mistake SuperGlue for chapstick again.

 

by CakeyChanFoo
11-20-01
Don't you ever get tired of all the people who think they're so smart that they have to run around spouting knowledge and wisdom to anyone who will listen?
Uh, yeah, I guess so.
So how do you deal with them?
Usually I sit in a trash can. I might need to look into some alternatives.

 

by CakeyChanFoo
11-26-01
Having found an errant piece of paper upon the ground...
I can't take my eyes off of this incredible piece of art.
The texture and pattern are simply amazing. I'm stunned and invigorated by the wealth of beauty portrayed by this single painting.
The artist who produced this masterpiece must surely be missing his creation. I will turn it in to the police so that it can be returned to its rightful owner.
When you're done with my toilet paper could you give it back?

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