CallumJStewart  

We need someone to beam down to this unexplored planet which may or may not have an atmosphere consisting entirley of poisonous gasses.

Shee-it nigga, I ain't goin'.

Fine. Dammit. Uhh...send me one of the "volunteers."

Crazy foo' aint sendin' me to no goddamn crazyass planet. I be the damn science officer - I know what be down there!

Congratualtions, son. Your country's proud of you.

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