All comics by CanadianCheese

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by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
I like your sweater. It appears to be warming and comfortable, without the itch regularly inherant in such an article.
Who are you?
Not important. Got a stapler?

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
You have done fantastic work on the Peterson Account, Paul.
As a bonus for all your assistance, I will refrain from mentioning your whore wife for the rest of the day.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
Nice tie.
Thanks. You as well.
This is awkward.
Could be worse.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
Can I borrow your stapler?
No.
Ok.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
What are you drawing?
A cartoon.
Boobs.
Did I turn off the stove?
Why are they pixelated?
Artistic License.

 

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
There has gotta be a stapler around here somewhere.
by CanadianCheese, 2-02-09

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
I'm bored.
Same.
Wanna try our Halloween costumes on?
Sure
Lame
Lame

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious...
What the hell am I talking about?

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
I hear you are being sent to Sydney?
Yeah, they need a network expert to advise them.
So you will be setting up a LAN down under?

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
Are you Bacon?
No.
Bacon does not have a very good Poker face.
I am pretty sure you lied to me just then.
That's true. You deserve better, and I apologize.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
I'm hungry.
Same.
What you got in mind?
Italian?
♫ And we can build this dream together, Standing strong forever, Nothings gonna stop us now ♫

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
Penis.
When you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
I want to show our clients how diverse our workforce is, so you get to go on our 2009 catalogue cover.
How very multicultural of you.
Fantastic. I'll e-mail you instructions after lunch.
Whatever.
Great, I got a homosexual. Now to find a black guy.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
Is that a stapler on your belt?
No sir.
I'd like to speak with your supervisor, please.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-02-09
Did you know, millions of men suffer from the condition known as Erectile Dysfunction? I'm Bob Dole.
Oh my.
♫ And may you never love in vain- And in my heart you will remain- Forever young, forever young. ♫

 

by CanadianCheese
2-03-09
Have you a stapler?
No.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-03-09
Bad news, boss. There was a slight error with the supply order.
We now have a paper supply for a thousand millennia.
Nice hair.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-03-09
wanna go out
if you have a big penis
boobs
cock
That is actually pretty retarded.
You just are not sophisticated enough to understand the subtle nuances.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-03-09
You know, I bet Paris Hilton is just as intelligent as the rest of us, she just needs a bit of understanding.
I wonder if dogs and cats can have children together. Would their offspring be cute or horrifying?
AHHH! Where did you come from?!?
Not important. Got a stapler?

 

by CanadianCheese
2-03-09
Do you like my pet T-Rex?
I ride it to work sometimes.
♫ Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. ♫
rawr

 

by CanadianCheese
2-03-09
Spontaneous dance numbers at the office tend to be rather boring.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-03-09
Random comic layouts can be tricky to explain.
You hear something?

 

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
I need you to stay late tonight to finish up on those section 5 reports.
Call your whore wife, make sure she doesn't mind.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
Despite your collective incompetence, we have met our 2008 projections. Congratulations, morons.
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Despite his oratory skills, the boss still has trouble keeping the team's attention.
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
I bet that guy is hiding all the staplers.
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

 

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
What's a pirate's least favorite colour? MAROON!
That wasn't funny.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
My father was killed in a cheese grating accident.
I don't get it.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
doo, doobee doobee doo.
Baby, come back! Any kind of fool could see, There was something in everything about you .
whargarbl

 

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
Mommy, I can't sleep. There is a scary man outside my window
Don't be silly, sweety. Go to sleep.
*gulp*
Outside

 

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
Indecisive Donkey and Impatient Pete
Ummm
Hurry!
Lazy Lance and Mute Mary
ZZzzzz
........
Purple Bird and Stapler Guy
I'm Purple
Got a stapler?

 

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
Are you tired of us yet?

 

by CanadianCheese
2-05-09
So how the hell did we become a euphamism?
Technically we are an Idiom.
Bees have a limited vocabulary.
YOU'RE an idiom.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-05-09
How do you explain the $7,000,000 discrepancy in your latest budget reports? Don't you think the stockholders deserve an explanation?
Despite his hard hitting journalistic style, Wayne wasn't that great at selecting appropriate interview subjects.
*drool*

 

by CanadianCheese
2-05-09
Hey, did you complete those A-10 forms yet?
errr, no.. No not yet.
You better get on that.
For some reason, the staff were never really comfortable with the new hand-puppet manager.
Death to the infidels.
Umm, yeah, ok.... hand puppet.

 

by CanadianCheese
2-05-09
Next up, we have the lovely Miss America!
What a whore!

 

by CanadianCheese
2-07-09
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that thing?"
*whargarbl*

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