I still can't believe she thought I would put my penis in a bun just to get her to put it in her mouth. She could've at least licked the mustard off first.
...and I got away with that with only a broken arm and a shattered left testicle...
Oh hey man, hurry up, Crocodile Hunter is on!
*insert falling sound here*
Fuck man, I just slipped on some jizz or something.
