So you say this forest has only been here for 57354743685645794685854834609453569856 years and 10 days?
Yeshiree Bob. I remember when they firsht put it up. I wash jusht entering my adoleshent yearsh.
Why, in thoshe daysh, I had two earsh. And I wash coloured. I guesh when the life shpan of your particular shpeciesh ish outlived by 5 daysh, shtrange thingsh can happen.
So you were normal last week?
Oh hell no, when I wash 19 I banged the wrong female. Her boyfriend chopped off my weewee right then and there. My left ear had to replace it, and it hurt sho much I am shtill pale.