ChaosMan

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Holy hell. You're actually reading this? Great job, guy. You just forced Hell into a Frozen-Over state. NEGATIVE 50 COOL POINTS FOR YOU.

The Shiny Red Button...of...Death?

by ChaosMan
1-21-06


	Hey Johnathon, you've got a letter.


	In the middle of a nuclear war? Interesting! Read it to me this instant.


	It says to take 2 steps to the right and press a shiny red button on a gadget.


	Who woulda known that shiny red button would've set you aflame?