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by Chaplin
5-24-05
So...We strike at 4?
Yes. We take down these communists known as teachers...
No more will they Decide how much cookies we have or if when we should have nap-time.
Democracy for all!
I mean if we could get out of these chairs...
Oh! I just doodled...

 

by Chaplin
5-24-05
Adolf, Quit Crying! Be strong like a man!
But if they don't clean me*sniff* I'll get a rash! *cry*
NO! I doodled,too! Must remain...Strong...
Whaaaaaaa!!
Whaaaaaaa!
Whaaaaaa!

 

by Chaplin
5-24-05
This is a dark day... We were changed by...The enemies...
Well, At least my hiney is rash-free.
Year. I geuss.
Just enjoy the small moments.
Well we could dominate the world tommorow.
There you go, Think positive!

 

by Chaplin
5-24-05
No! I don't need new clothes,Mother!
No! Mother, Put down that Sailor suit! Please.. not that Tigger hat...
Thats it! When I rule the world you shall be the first enslaved! You hear me??

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Adolf, Why did our parents make us drive 2 hours to pet animals?
I'm having fun.
I just don't like how they never ask.
Year I geuss.
When i'm older I'm putting them in a home without asking.
I geuss that makes you even...

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Why are you looking at me strange,Adolf?
You always avoided telling me your name, Why?
Oreo, You look so cold;Let me go get your jacket.
!!!
Shut up. Just shut up.
I'm SO gonna own you now...

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
The continued discussion of his name...
So I'm name after a cookie, Who cares??
Apparently, YOU do.
...
If you breath a word of this I'll...
Don't cry over spilt milk. I'm gonna have fun with this.

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
More average humor about a baby named Oreo
I'm gonna...Grrrrrr...
Careful don't...
ARG!
Tip over.
*sigh* This isn't my day...
Well, Thats the way the cookie crumbles...

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
This stinks.
I guess you made some "Chocolate Chips"...
Thats not what I meant...
Don't get mad, You might pop your raisons.
This stop being funny a long time ago!!!
Good. I'm out of puns...

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
"What you mean i'm too young to work here? Thats age discrimination,pal!"

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Are you Casper the freindly Ghost?
No i'm Cletus the Spooky Ghost!
Surrrre...
I am.
So you ever "played" with that Wendy witch?
I'm Not Casper!!!

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Oreo chit-chats with a Ghost
Fine, prove thats you're 'Spooky' by scaring Adolf. Hes down the hall.
Fine! I will!
BOO!
Gramma, You came back!!
Yes...You sure spooked him...
I made him cry after I told him I wasn't his grandma.

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Oreo has met a Ghost
Fine since you're the 'Master' of scaring, teach me.
Don't say Boo. Say...
They will amend the constitution and Schwarzenegger will be president!
Oh God No! AHHHHHH!!!

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Thanks little guy. I owe you one.
Visit me, Cletus. I need more freinds that don't own diapers.
Will do,Buddy.
Also, Whats Heaven like?
Like Hell I know, I was a Democrat before I died. I'll never see it.

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Lets see. I'm having a McChicken and what do you want?
Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac!
Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac!
Happy meal?
This is a example of Failed Communication.

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Oreo at McDonnies
Whats wrong, Oreo? Don't you like your Happy Meal?
I hate McNuggets,my French Fries has too much salt, and you got me Pepsi, Not Coke!
Why don't you play with your toy?
Its a ugly barbie doll and last time I checked, i'm a BOY!
Well, Aren't you fussy today?
Ironic its called a "Happy" meal...

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Oreo, I noticed something.
What?
How can we rule the world with Democracy if we want to have slaves?
Well, They get to vote who becomes a slave.
I'm not sure if thats scary or just plain dumb...

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Wheres Adolf? Oreo?
...
Oreo, What happened to Adolf? And why is the Window Broken!
...
Wheres my son???
Well, on my defense he said my haircut was ugly...

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Oreo did something bad to Adolf
Did you know what your son did to my Adolf??
W..What?
He threw him out a 3 story window because he claims Adolf said his haircut looked bad.
Oreo wouldn't... *Groan*
On his defense, hes very protective of his hair...

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
Oreo threw Adolf out a window...
Jerk.
I said sorry. And you better accept my apology or I'll do something worse.
I don't accept your apology and you are a Poop-Butt Elephant Nose!
You left me no choice...
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Sigh* I sure hope your mother doesn't whine about this, too.

 

by Chaplin
5-25-05
The punishment for throwing Adolf out a window...
No Dessert and No TV for al least a month!!
I can't watch "Family Guy"??
No satying up past 8:00 and No new toys for a year!
Oh come on, He survived diddn't he? Its not MY fault he doesn't know how to land on his feet...

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Oh no! Oh no! Ric Flair gots the chair! Hes gots the Chair!
*BOOM* And He just caved in his face!
Sadly, I think this is the most Intellectual Program on American sets today...
And Hogan is down bleeding with unforgetable pain and agony!!

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Oreo is watching TV
Whats this?
Welcome back to "Forever Love" (This is rated XXX).
!!!
Oh,Yes! Yes! This is so big and amzing! OHHHHHHH!!!
Um...Oreo, What are you watching??
Apparently, The Stork at work.

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Um...
Is this one of those moments where I might regret not yelling for my mother right now?
Could be...

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Oreo meets a Demon
Are you gonna hurt me??
Of course not. Just because I look evil and naked doesn't mean I kill.
What about that thing behind me...
Well year he'll hurt you. He has a Freakin Uzi.

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Dawn of the Dead? Day of the Dead? Night of the Living Dead?
Night of the comet? Children of the Living Dead? Resident Evil?
*Sigh*
So what movie were you in??
Thelma and louise.

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Are you from "Looney Toons"?
Yep. That was me.
You know I always whooted for you.
Thanks man but thats just a Character I played.
So you ever catch that bird?
No but that Truck sure did.

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Mother, Why are you wearing makeup?
I'm going on a Date.
But...Mothers don't go on dates they take care of my hunger and poop!!
Sometimes mommies need some fun,too.
I don't want you to have Fun! Don't you notice my constant crying and biting??
I could just go out and leave you out on a Adoption Center's doorsteps.

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
But whos gonna take care of me??
I got a babysitter,Oreo.
The Babysitter.
Don't worry,Oreo. We're gonna have fun watching Dora, Eating some nutritious snacks, and we can have a puppet show.
Oh, Mother, I will remember this....
Want to try out some Tofu Pudding?

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Oreo's mom is out on a date
*Groan* So what are we doing first?
Don't worry,Kid. I just paly a "Healthy and concerned" Babysitter when they're here.
So...What are we gonna do?
Your choice. We can watch "Chainsaw Massacre" or we can play "Grand Theft Auto".
I...I Love you.
Year, I hear that alot. so both?

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Oreo is babysitted.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Calm down,Kid! Its just a movie! Its not Real! Calm down!
B-But...She on...Hook! AHHHHHH!!!
Fine,Fine... I'll turn it off...
Why?

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
That was a awesome movie. Now what do we do?
Your mom should be home soon so you need to go to bed.
Her name is Hilary
Hilary, After that movie I won't ever go to Texas.
Poor little guy. But actualy the story was based here,In Wisconsin.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wrong thing to say.

 

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Thanks, Sis.
No prob. He was a priceless little angel.
Okay, Then goodnight.
*Ahem* My 20 bucks...
I thought you said he was 'Priceless'.
Doesn't mean I don't accept tips.

 

by Chaplin
5-28-05
So if we had Nuclear arms we could take down Russia then the World.
I guess.
What? You have a better plan, Adolf?
Why don't we just ASK if we can rule the world?
*sigh* Diddn't I tell you to stop listening to Elmo?
He looks trustworthy.

 

by Chaplin
5-28-05
*sigh* I wish I could do a strip with someone new.
Not you.
ARG! WHY NOT??
I love you,Tobor but theres got to be someone who doesn't do a Tobor character.

 

by Chaplin
5-28-05
Tobor did seem pretty sad. Hes used to being in almost everyones strip.
No! No more Cornholing Robots! This strip is about babies!!
Tobor be good.
Why won't you go play with Boinky33??

 

by Chaplin
6-04-05
Hey, Adolf look what I Can Do...
Whoa! You learned Italics and Underlines! Teach me! Teach Me!
No its a um...Secret Hindu Secret.
Are you hiding that you ask a someone how?
Of course Not
If you don't tell me I'll send Scyess on you.

 

by Chaplin
6-04-05
More learning of HTML
This is why I don't teach you anything!
cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie
Now you are going to annoy me by whispering "Cookie" all-day!
cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie
*see Strip "Owch..." *
I'll set you on Fire again!!
cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie

 

by Chaplin
6-05-05
Hi. I'm Fun-Fun.
Who the Hell would name their son something stupid like that?
I'm Britney Spear's secret son.
Oh, At least they diddn't name you after food.
My middle names is Skittles.

 

by Chaplin
6-05-05
I like Frog. Do you?
I guess.
I like Food. Do you?
Fun-Fun, Don't you want to like play or something.
I like Frog-Leg. Do you?

 

by Chaplin
6-05-05
Fun-Fun likes to Talk
I like fur.Do you? Do you?
*sigh*
I like Bunny. Do you?
I like Bush. Do you?

 

by Chaplin
6-05-05
I had a hectic week, Adolf.
What happened?
I met a annoying Celeb Son and a Frisky Robot.
I went to see grandpa. He was in a weird box.
You mean a coffin?
No he wasn't sick but he was sleeping. I kept poking him but he wouldn't wake up.

 

by Chaplin
6-05-05
Adolf's Grandpa is dead
Adolf, He wasn't sleeping. Your Grandpa is dead.
???
It means...Hes not gonna send you any more birthday presents
Wha? You...Mean..*Gasp* He lost his Job??
Well, So to speak.
But why did they throw a party over him losing his job?

 

by Chaplin
6-06-05
Hey, Oreo. I need a place to crash.
Er, Why?
I owe Santa 4 Grand and hes after me.
Jolly Old Saint Nick? What could he do?
I'm gonna shove his arms down his throat and stick his throat up his bum!
Thanks for answering my question, Santa.

 

by Chaplin
6-06-05
Cletus moving in??
But where you hide so my Mother won't see you?
The shower.
No, she'll find you there!
I'll turn invisble! See...
A ghost watching my mom shower. Thats too creepy for my tastes.
OoOoOoOo... Where am I? You can't see me! SpoOoOoOky!!

 

by Chaplin
6-06-05
Up next is "Michael Jackson and the Choclate Factory"
!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
You became visible, diddn't you?
I thought she was flirting with me.

 

by Chaplin
6-06-05
Cletus, I'm here for the 4 Grand!
Who told you I was here??
!!!!
I Did.
I said I'll pay for the Snickers bar that I ate.
I'm sorry,Cletus, but you just don't mess with a man's snicker bar.

 

by Chaplin
6-07-05
For the first time on Britney Spear's Chaotic We present her secret son, Fun-Fun.
!!!
See the love and humor Fun-Fun will show with the warmful glow of Britney and how it'll all...
Nothing like bad reality shows that'll actualy make you go out in Real Reality...

 

by Chaplin
6-08-05
Thats Disturbing.

 

by Chaplin
6-08-05
Happy 50th Comic
Oh yeah! We rule!
Well we don't Rule but we survived.
We're survivors.
I think we'll last 10 more comics...
Outwit.Outlive.Outplay

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