What am I missing? by CheerUpEmoKid11-25-05 Lets see... Luggage, money, passport... What the Hell am I missing? OH SHIT!! Grandma!!
Keeping Yourself Amused Is Amuse-ful by CheerUpEmoKid12-06-05 So you see, J&P Corp. is really the best route to take Ahuh So many exciting opportunities await you. A true voyage of discovery Ahuh But of course, you're in an acid trip right now, and probably won't remember this in 5 seconds Ahuh
The mind is a terrible thing by CheerUpEmoKid12-06-05 So nervous, oh Dear God what am I going to do? It just slipped out, I didn't mean for it to go into... ...oh ... hey
I Like Easter by CheerUpEmoKid12-06-05 What you in here for? Impersonating the easter bunny Hmmm, doesn't seem so bad That's what I said! All I did was slip two egg-shaped balls into the kids bed! Honestly, you can't entertain children anymore
The Easter Bunny Impersonater Strikes Back! by CheerUpEmoKid12-06-05 Aha! I've been a-waiting for you Mr. Mailman ... Mwhahaha, now I have you in my clutches of un-imaginable DOOM! ... Larry, I'm sick of this. Just take the mail. See you tomorrow.
Halloween VS Christmas by CheerUpEmoKid12-06-05 What you doin' here? It's Christmas ... I'm always here on Christmas Damn you, Comet. It's Halloween. I can't work with these people... ...But I'm always here on Christmas
Batty McBat by CheerUpEmoKid12-06-05 HAHAHAHAHHAA! Nooooow I've got you my Squeaky Little Friend! Prepare for the killing of your life! By ME!! I can't wait to sink my teeth into your delicious little... ...Hello?
The NeverEnding Thingy Thing of Thing-ness by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 I found a genital wort on my ...genitals the other day Pushy, icky, nasty wort Sorry, I got no punch-line ...
The Murderer and The Monkey by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Uw-uw-ah-ah And then the Princess lived happily ever after... ..uw Wow, what a compelling story uw?? ...This has given me a lot to think about
The Conviction by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 So let me get this straight You're arresting me? ... I'm OUTRAGED! On WHAT bases?! Murder, rape, fraud, thieft, impersonating a police officer, sexually abusing not only our female officer, but ME ... do I need to continue?
The Telephone of EEEEEVIIIILLL *Ka-blarg* by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 *Ring ring* *RING RNG* YO! PICK ME UP YOU LAZY FUCKER!
Robots Get Horny Too, Ya knooooow by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Robotty McRobot, I'm so confused Who could have made all these sex-line calls? I'm being charged £1000 *Hehehe*
The Eastor Bunny Impersonater Is Loosing His Touch... by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 So, You're the Easter Bunny impersonater, huh? HAHA! You look so manly in your pink bunny suit! HAHA! What a puff. What ya gonna do? Paw me to death? HAHA! HAHA! Gonna kill me with an axe are ya!? HAHA! Ooooh I'm so scared of the Easter Bunny with the axe! HAHA!
Eastor Bunny Impersonater Annoys The Mailman Once More by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Hello? ... Larry? I'm sick of this. I'm setting your mail down on the ground. See you tomorrow
*GASP* Mailman Mark get's his own back! by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Now I Have You, Mailman Mark! You think you can just give me mail everyday - BUT IT ENDS NOW! ... To Be Continued... Larry, I'M REALLY SICK OF THIS!! Fuck your mail! Prepare to meet your DOOM!
Let's All Vomit by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 What are you doing in my house, dude? Buddy, I need money. Badly Can you spare a quarter? ...worst - acid - trip - ever
Mailman Mark Meet's Pig-ith by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Hey Pig-ith, where's Larry today? He's hiding from you ...Let's tell the truth, Pig-ith Oh, ok See, isn't it better to tell the truth. Pig-ith, tell Larry that his ass is mine CheerUpEmoKid is using this strip so people won't think she's forgot about the 'To Be Continued' Episode of Mailman Mark and The Eastor Bunny Impersonater.
The anti-christ be-ith The Murderer by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Even murder has its bad side... But in times of desperation ... I always think to myself - WWJD What would Judas do?
The Mind Is A Terrible Thing 2 by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Just another day - alone. With my deep, desperate and depressing thoughts... Meaty Meaty Glub-Glub, Meaty Blubba-Glub-KaBlarrrg God I wish I were dead
**What Our Police Force Has Become** by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Could you please hand over your weapon, sir? No ...Fair enough. Good day.
The Mind Is A Terrible Thing 3 by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 I can read your mind, my little friend Nuts, nuts, nuts, I want nuts. Give me nuts If that were a 40-year-old dude, I'd be totally freaked out
Those Cartoonists Screw Up Again by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Let's Just Throw Bugs Bunny And Coyote into a cartoon to see if they realise... Dude, where's Roadrunner? ...Dont know...
You think the police force is bad? What about the 'victims'? by CheerUpEmoKid12-10-05 Hi dude Hey, who's it goin'? Not bad, not bad. I'm gonna rob you know, man. Is that OK? Sure sure, go ahead. God, it pays to have such good friends like you I can't believe there's people out there LIKE that, but there you go
Let's Tweek It A 'Lil by CheerUpEmoKid12-11-05 Why can't the general public have a say on cartoon charactors catchphrases. If I had it MY way... Eh What's Up Your Ass, Doc?
My mate Dominic did this - he's a genius lol by CheerUpEmoKid12-13-05 hello im going 2 suck ur blood ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck me ahhhhhhhhh ok aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ur good
kouijrthb.jty by CheerUpEmoKid2-13-06 I'm so declasse... what does declasse mean? shut up, please. it's bacon! aksnalsjnjkbaskdbkjbkjbakjbkjbskjdbkjbsadkjbsadjj HAH emo! ach i foirget ut, *slits wrist in german*
Fast Food by CheerUpEmoKid3-04-06 So when you said 'I was going out to lunch' - you really meant... That I was meeting a guy at Taco Bell, went to his house, got completely wasted, and had animalistic sex with him without protection Taco Bell, huh? Damn, you've let me down
GooeyGooeyGumDrops. by CheerUpEmoKid6-07-06 It takes the brightest boys to be priests. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! OH GOD! NO! I sense that you have a problem, my child.
GARHHGAJDSK!!!one!!!oneone111! by CheerUpEmoKid6-07-06 Yes, it seems that everyone wants these no good punks outta our streets. Hanging around corner stores, abusing the elderly, stealing our possesions... ...He's behind me again, aint he?
Did you just call me macho? *gaspno* by CheerUpEmoKid6-08-06 They'd Put Anyone Together On Stage These Days. So, Bubbles, what are your views on politics?
OHYUMOleek. by CheerUpEmoKid6-08-06 The mission was all coming to plan... I must. For the sake of mankind. He must die. ...And suddenly... Although... I can't work with these people. He does have a HOT ass.
DreamsAreFun. by CheerUpEmoKid6-08-06 So I said to him, I said... "That's not a rhino! That's my shlong!" Hey, why are you in your underwear? ...It's time to wake up, dude.
He's my hero... by CheerUpEmoKid6-08-06 Now, this guy was a BIG celebrity in my day. Hey, I'm that guy. You know, that guy from that PacMan thing? Kids aren't retro enough anymore. Erm ... BOO! ...Loser.
OhChristmasTree. by CheerUpEmoKid6-08-06 It's not easy being a Christmas Tree. You're only loved once a month, then locked up in the attic for the rest of the year. And when no one is looking, the cat pees on you. Hehe.
It Was A Technological Mishap. by CheerUpEmoKid6-08-06 BAH! I vant to suck yer blood! Dude, wrong set.
It was in the Bible. by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 So'd you hit up that Ann Summers party last night, dude? Psh - totally. Woah, what happened? Got pissed off my ass and ended up in bed with this asian chick. Totally ruled. Jesus, dinner's ready! Quick, hide!
Computer Genious by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 Alright! Emails! Someone loves me! Viagra, cock extensions! Want some? How the fuck do they know?
Driving. by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 Someone actually complimented me on my driving today! Really, honey? That's great! In the form of a little piece of paper, put under my windsheild wiper. ...Uh, is that so? Yup! Big bold letters, "Parking Fine!" Dear God.
ObeyTheLaw. by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 Today at school, there was some random police dude that taught us a valuble lesson. Is that so? Oh ya. He told us to report any stranger that touches us to the nearest police station. Dad, Step-Mom's in jail. ...I need a cigarette.
Born Again. by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 *Sigh* I'm assuming... ...That it is your time, Butch. I need to find a way to get outta this... Come with me into my realm of Evil. What's the, Ma? You've signed me up for Christian Camp? Damnit.
A Day In The Life ofCheerUpEmoKid A Day In The Life of CheerUpEmoKid Sorry Mum, I must go and save the two headed people from the Tokyo Circus, then feed those starving kids in America What did I tell you about lying? Everyone knows there's no starving kids in America! by CheerUpEmoKid, 6-09-06
Martial Arts. by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 Can I practice my new highkick on you, Gabe? Sure. Fire away. HA-YA! Ouch! So, white panties, eh? I would have put you down for black.
C.U.E.K News by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 Good morning, and welcome to C.U.E.K News. I am your host, Dermott O'Rod That's what I WOULD have been saying to you if I hadn't got my sex change last week. That was just a quick clip of how I was a woman trapped in a man's body, and I would like to thank my surgeon for his work.
C.U.E.K News: Saturday Morning by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 Hello, and welcome to C.U.E.K News. I am your host, Danielle O'Rod To all of you just waking up on this glorious and rarely sunny Saturday morning... ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! All hail the Robot People!
C.U.E.K: Sunday Morning by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 Good morning, and welcome to C.U.E.K News. As always, I am your sexy host, Danielle O'Rod. As us, and indeed the whole world, are under new management of the Robot People, their leader has recorded up this special message. Beeeptang, WAAH BEEP BEEP TANGTANG, waah beep WAAH beep tang!
C.U.E.K News: The End? by CheerUpEmoKid6-09-06 It ... appears that C.U.E.K is under-going extreme changes right now. In fact, it's just came in that C.U.E.K is no more, and that we've been taken over by mainstream television. Us at C.U.E.K have this to say to them... Bastards.
Amish Paradise. by CheerUpEmoKid6-10-06 Hello, sir. Could I interest you in a the Stove Master 3000? It's a housewives dream at only one hundred and twenty dollars. What's a dollar?