All comics by CheerUpEmoKid

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by CheerUpEmoKid
11-25-05
Lets see...
Luggage, money, passport... What the Hell am I missing?
OH SHIT!! Grandma!!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-06-05
So you see, J&P Corp. is really the best route to take
Ahuh
So many exciting opportunities await you. A true voyage of discovery
Ahuh
But of course, you're in an acid trip right now, and probably won't remember this in 5 seconds
Ahuh

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-06-05
So nervous, oh Dear God what am I going to do?
It just slipped out, I didn't mean for it to go into...
...oh ... hey

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-06-05
What you in here for?
Impersonating the easter bunny
Hmmm, doesn't seem so bad
That's what I said!
All I did was slip two egg-shaped balls into the kids bed! Honestly, you can't entertain children anymore

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-06-05
Aha! I've been a-waiting for you Mr. Mailman
...
Mwhahaha, now I have you in my clutches of un-imaginable DOOM!
...
Larry, I'm sick of this. Just take the mail. See you tomorrow.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-06-05
What you doin' here?
It's Christmas ... I'm always here on Christmas
Damn you, Comet. It's Halloween.
I can't work with these people...
...But I'm always here on Christmas

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-06-05
HAHAHAHAHHAA! Nooooow I've got you my Squeaky Little Friend!
Prepare for the killing of your life! By ME!! I can't wait to sink my teeth into your delicious little...
...Hello?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-07-05
I'm Bored

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
I found a genital wort on my ...genitals the other day
Pushy, icky, nasty wort
Sorry, I got no punch-line
...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Uw-uw-ah-ah
And then the Princess lived happily ever after...
..uw
Wow, what a compelling story
uw??
...This has given me a lot to think about

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
So let me get this straight
You're arresting me? ... I'm OUTRAGED! On WHAT bases?!
Murder, rape, fraud, thieft, impersonating a police officer, sexually abusing not only our female officer, but ME ... do I need to continue?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
*Ring ring*
*RING RNG*
YO! PICK ME UP YOU LAZY FUCKER!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Robotty McRobot, I'm so confused
Who could have made all these sex-line calls? I'm being charged £1000
*Hehehe*

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
So, You're the Easter Bunny impersonater, huh?
HAHA! You look so manly in your pink bunny suit! HAHA! What a puff. What ya gonna do? Paw me to death? HAHA!
HAHA! Gonna kill me with an axe are ya!? HAHA! Ooooh I'm so scared of the Easter Bunny with the axe! HAHA!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Hello?
...
Larry? I'm sick of this. I'm setting your mail down on the ground. See you tomorrow

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Now I Have You, Mailman Mark!
You think you can just give me mail everyday - BUT IT ENDS NOW!
...
To Be Continued...
Larry, I'M REALLY SICK OF THIS!! Fuck your mail! Prepare to meet your DOOM!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
What are you doing in my house, dude?
Buddy, I need money. Badly
Can you spare a quarter?
...worst - acid - trip - ever

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Hey Pig-ith, where's Larry today?
He's hiding from you
...Let's tell the truth, Pig-ith
Oh, ok
See, isn't it better to tell the truth. Pig-ith, tell Larry that his ass is mine
CheerUpEmoKid is using this strip so people won't think she's forgot about the 'To Be Continued' Episode of Mailman Mark and The Eastor Bunny Impersonater.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Why?
Just...
Why?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Even murder has its bad side...
But in times of desperation ... I always think to myself - WWJD
What would Judas do?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Just another day - alone. With my deep, desperate and depressing thoughts...
Meaty Meaty Glub-Glub, Meaty Blubba-Glub-KaBlarrrg
God I wish I were dead

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Could you please hand over your weapon, sir?
No
...Fair enough. Good day.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
I can read your mind, my little friend
Nuts, nuts, nuts, I want nuts. Give me nuts
If that were a 40-year-old dude, I'd be totally freaked out

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Let's Just Throw Bugs Bunny And Coyote into a cartoon to see if they realise...
Dude, where's Roadrunner?
...Dont know...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-10-05
Hi dude
Hey, who's it goin'?
Not bad, not bad. I'm gonna rob you know, man. Is that OK?
Sure sure, go ahead. God, it pays to have such good friends like you
I can't believe there's people out there LIKE that, but there you go

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-11-05
Why can't the general public have a say on cartoon charactors catchphrases. If I had it MY way...
Eh
What's Up Your Ass, Doc?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
12-13-05
hello im going 2 suck ur blood
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck me
ahhhhhhhhh ok
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ur good

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
2-13-06
I'm so declasse...
what does declasse mean?
shut up, please.
it's bacon!
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HAH emo! ach i foirget ut,
*slits wrist in german*

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-04-06
So when you said 'I was going out to lunch' - you really meant...
That I was meeting a guy at Taco Bell, went to his house, got completely wasted, and had animalistic sex with him without protection
Taco Bell, huh? Damn, you've let me down

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-07-06
It takes the brightest boys to be priests.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SOMEONE! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! OH GOD! NO!
I sense that you have a problem, my child.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-07-06
Yes, it seems that everyone wants these no good punks outta our streets.
Hanging around corner stores, abusing the elderly, stealing our possesions...
...He's behind me again, aint he?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-08-06
They'd Put Anyone Together On Stage These Days.
So, Bubbles, what are your views on politics?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-08-06
The mission was all coming to plan...
I must. For the sake of mankind. He must die.
...And suddenly...
Although...
I can't work with these people.
He does have a HOT ass.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-08-06
So I said to him, I said...
"That's not a rhino! That's my shlong!"
Hey, why are you in your underwear?
...It's time to wake up, dude.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-08-06
Now, this guy was a BIG celebrity in my day.
Hey, I'm that guy.
You know, that guy from that PacMan thing?
Kids aren't retro enough anymore.
Erm ... BOO!
...Loser.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-08-06
It's not easy being a Christmas Tree.
You're only loved once a month, then locked up in the attic for the rest of the year.
And when no one is looking, the cat pees on you.
Hehe.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-08-06
BAH!
I vant to suck yer blood!
Dude, wrong set.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
So'd you hit up that Ann Summers party last night, dude?
Psh - totally.
Woah, what happened?
Got pissed off my ass and ended up in bed with this asian chick. Totally ruled.
Jesus, dinner's ready!
Quick, hide!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
Alright! Emails! Someone loves me!
Viagra, cock extensions! Want some?
How the fuck do they know?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
Someone actually complimented me on my driving today!
Really, honey? That's great!
In the form of a little piece of paper, put under my windsheild wiper.
...Uh, is that so?
Yup! Big bold letters, "Parking Fine!"
Dear God.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
Today at school, there was some random police dude that taught us a valuble lesson.
Is that so?
Oh ya. He told us to report any stranger that touches us to the nearest police station.
Dad, Step-Mom's in jail.
...I need a cigarette.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
*Sigh* I'm assuming...
...That it is your time, Butch.
I need to find a way to get outta this...
Come with me into my realm of Evil.
What's the, Ma? You've signed me up for Christian Camp?
Damnit.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
Tehe.

 

A Day In The Life of CheerUpEmoKid
Sorry Mum, I must go and save the two headed people from the Tokyo Circus, then feed those starving kids in America
What did I tell you about lying? Everyone knows there's no starving kids in America!
by CheerUpEmoKid, 6-09-06

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
Can I practice my new highkick on you, Gabe?
Sure. Fire away.
HA-YA!
Ouch!
So, white panties, eh? I would have put you down for black.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
Good morning, and welcome to C.U.E.K News. I am your host, Dermott O'Rod
That's what I WOULD have been saying to you if I hadn't got my sex change last week.
That was just a quick clip of how I was a woman trapped in a man's body, and I would like to thank my surgeon for his work.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
Hello, and welcome to C.U.E.K News. I am your host, Danielle O'Rod
To all of you just waking up on this glorious and rarely sunny Saturday morning...
ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! All hail the Robot People!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
Good morning, and welcome to C.U.E.K News. As always, I am your sexy host, Danielle O'Rod.
As us, and indeed the whole world, are under new management of the Robot People, their leader has recorded up this special message.
Beeeptang, WAAH BEEP BEEP TANGTANG, waah beep WAAH beep tang!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-09-06
It ... appears that C.U.E.K is under-going extreme changes right now.
In fact, it's just came in that C.U.E.K is no more, and that we've been taken over by mainstream television. Us at C.U.E.K have this to say to them...
Bastards.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-10-06
Hello, sir. Could I interest you in a the Stove Master 3000? It's a housewives dream at only one hundred and twenty dollars.
What's a dollar?

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