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Life In The Office - Ep. 40 "SQHell"
by
Chi_The_Cynic
1-18-05
"Which SQL statement contains a nonequijoin?" I have no idea, my mind is suddenly overcome by...
THE CANON C5000 IS AMAZING, LISA! LOOK AT ALL THESE FEATURES AND BUTTONS AND LIGHTS AND EXCITING OPTIONS!
Erm, excuse me, I'm trying to do an exam here
SO?
Well, can you not show Lisa the photocopier downstairs instead and leave me to get on with my exam in peace?
BUT THE CANON C5000 DOWNSTAIRS DOESN'T HAVE AN A3 PAPER DRAWER! IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
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