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| The only reason I joined the army was for these long, hard, penis-like rifles. I just need somebody to test it on. | |
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| Man, I hate the day after anal sex. Everything is so sore and tender. | |
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| I really want to ram this sharp, pointy object right up something's ass! | |
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| What're you grinning about soldier? | |
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| These penis-shaped rifles are the best! Here, horsey horsey horsey! | |
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