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by Cities
7-06-04
you have a hat.
move along, sir.

 

by Cities
7-06-04
crispy crunchy in my mouth. yum yum, i love it.
i thought you hated aluminum.
that was before i found out it gave me cavities.
now i want some.

 

by Cities
7-06-04
dude, edgar is a fucking stupid name.
i keep telling you, my name is gary.
i'm just saying...

 

by Cities
7-07-04
mommy, what kind of fish is that in the tank?
a horrible disfigured mutant from hell.
QUIT LOOKING AT IT!

 

by Cities
7-11-04
my legs hurt.
that means we're here.

 

by Cities
7-11-04
i can't believe we're finally here. this is the best day of my life.
aye, mine too. isn't it beautiful? it's everything i imagined it would be, and much more. i feel truly blessed.
alright, where are we going next?
new orleans!

 

by Cities
7-16-04

 

by Cities
7-16-04
RARR!
ENOUGH! STOP WITH YOUR EVIL GHOST MIND TRICKS!
I'M LICKING YOUR LEG!
n-no you aren't!
YES I AM! MUAHAHAHAH!

 

by Cities
7-25-04
my child is an honor student.
in my eyes, every child is an honor student!
ESPECIALLY THE RETARDED ONES!

 

by Cities
7-31-04
hey there fish, i'm sorry but you can't come up to heaven with me.
why not?
because fish are bad and give people salmonella.
no they don't, that's chicken.

 

by Cities
7-31-04
dude, have you ever been to a carnival?
no.
alright, i lied. i go every year.

 

by Cities
8-01-04
help me, i can't get up!
sorry, gotta rush. i need to get to the bomb shelters.
understood.

 

by Cities
8-01-04
i love my mom.
so why don't you marry her?
because it's illegal.
so why don't you gang rape her?

 

by Cities
8-04-04
DRUM SOLO!
my band needs some more members.

 

by Cities
8-13-04
jesus, can you make a million dollars fall out of the sky and into my lap?
of course not. given the velocity and force exerted by the million dollar's fall through the sky, your legs would be shattered on impact.
what if i WANT my legs to explode? ever think of that?
*sigh* very well then, here goes nothing.
you missed and hit that blind, defenseless hobo over there.
he could use the money.

 

by Cities
8-14-04
so what are we doing down at the bottom of the sea?
i keep telling telling you, we're looking for a mysterious sunken ship filled with treasure!
how are we going to find it?
try yelling really loud.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
hooray!

 

by Cities
8-23-04
dude, you need to stop fucking my mom.
hey man, what makes you think i do that? that's crazy.
on your latest album you have a song titled "we really like having sex with each other (featuring some little kid's mom)"
that song's about my SOUL, man!

 

by Cities
9-03-04
hey, is something the matter?
no, nothing at all really. i'm just feeling a little sad right now.
ATTENTION WHORE.

 

by Cities
9-06-04
hold that pose.
how's it coming?
really badly, actually.

 

by Cities
9-12-04
dude, why do you do that so much?
simple, it's all of my big brother game plan.
but you aren't on big brother.

 

by Cities
9-19-04
see you in hell, bitch.
LATER...
sup.
hey.

 

by Cities
10-16-04
gawrsh, you shure have one scary head.
I FUCKING HATE YOU.

 

by Cities
10-17-04
so, i hear you're in a band. is that a fun experience?
oh yeah, totally. the chicks dig me.
will you go out with me?
no!
yeah, see, that's because you aren't a chick. chicks dig me.

 

by Cities
11-18-04
hmmm, thanksgiving's getting near. i'd better give old uncle lloyd a call to wish him a happy holidays!
*click* well hello there! if it isn't my inbred son! how's everything?!
what?
yessir, your mom's one good lay! whooee!

 

by Cities
11-18-04
i can't believe you just said that! you got my mom pregnant, uncle lloyd?
hell yes i did, son! man, you must be the only guy in the family who hasn't!
i'm never ever talking to my family again.
right on, i haven't talked to my family since i found out i was inbred a few years back.

 

by Cities
11-24-04
man, you look beautiful tonight, my dear.
your eyes are gorgeous, your hair is smooth and pretty, and your face is picture perfect.
how would you like me to kiss you goodnight, my love?
look, i paid you already. just give me my pizza and get off my property.

 

by Cities
12-04-04
hey, what's for lunch today?
uh, chicken strips i think.
great! okay, here's the plan. in the lunch line i'll say: "smells chickeny!" and you'll say: "smells strippy!" and then we'll both be like: "IT MUST BE...CHICKEN STRIPS! YEAH!"
then we'll high five.
i like it.

 

by Cities
12-26-04
let's go cruising for chicks!
what kinda chicks?
supermodels... anime characters.....

 

by Cities
12-26-04
hey, wouldn't that be funny if the world exploded right now?!
heh, yeah! it WOULD be!
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
not gonna happen.

 

by Cities
12-30-04
whatcha doing? watching the sun set?
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! AS IF I'D ACTUALLY WASTE MY TIME ON SOMETHING SO PETTY!
i'm waiting for it to explode.

 

by Cities
1-14-05
wow, you look really sick. are you running a fever or something? you seriously look terrible. are you sure you're feeling okay? you're all pale and shit.
look man, i told you i'm fine. don't worry about it.
okay.
cool.
wow, you look parched. are you getting enough water? you know, on hot summer days like this you're supposed to have at least 5 glasses of water a da-
GET AWAY FROM ME!

 

by Cities
1-30-05
sup toilet.
hey man wutup?
DUDE YOU SO DID NOT JUST TALK TO ME!
you're going insaaaane... INSAAAAAANE.

 

by Cities
1-30-05
i wish they all could be california giiiiirls...
wait, no i don't. i don't live in california.
I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!
too late.

 

by Cities
1-30-05
DUDE HOLY COW IT'S HORRIBLE! ALL THE GIRLS ARE IN CALIFORNIA NOW! ALL OF THEM!
every last one?
YES! EVERY LAST ONE! WE'RE DOOMED!
good thing we like hentai so much we have no attraction whatsoever to actual women.
oh yeah. phew.
let's go watch some bondage queen kate.

 

by Cities
2-13-05
did you have sex with my mom last night?
no.
me neither.

 

by Cities
3-13-05
i've got a joke! what'd the chair say to the computer?
nothing! chairs can't talk!
hello? HELLO?!

 

by Cities
3-13-05
argh... *rub rub*
what's the matter? what are you crying about?
oh, it's just allergies.
what's so sad about allergies?

 

by Cities
4-05-05
what's that written all over your hand, son?
oh, just some names. i'm really bad at remembering them you see, um...
...mom.

 

by Cities
4-15-05
so....
nice bathroom.
thanks.

 

by Cities
4-22-05
hey there beautiful, wanna make out?
joey, that's disgusting! i'm telling mom!

 

by Cities
4-23-05
hey mom, can you give me a ride to school?
sure thing honey!
here we are, dear! now remember, if you need me, i'm just down the hall.
speaking of which mom, you should hurry if you don't wanna be late for biology.

 

by Cities
5-07-05
come on trevor, eat your tomatoes!
okay, i love tomatoes!
love them, hate them, it's all the same.
just eat them!

 

by Cities
5-13-05
hey, can you run and get me a soda?
sure!
tell me when you start the timer.

 

by Cities
6-09-05
man, it's raining like crazy today! i've never seen it raining so hard in my life!
tell me about it! it's definitely a terrible storm!
i must have walked through a hundred puddles on the way here!
wow, i had no idea it was so bad!
yeah, and it only got WORSE once i left my house!

 

by Cities
7-26-05
(playing with action figures)
"oh billy, stop it! i-i don't want this! please!"
"shut up, jenny! i'll do what i want! take this! and this!" "billy! stop! oh, oOHH! oh my god!"
billy, what are you talking about?
nothing, jenny.

 

by Cities
7-31-05
hey buddy, my face is a little higher up.
oh, sorry!
...
...you're wrong, that's where your tits are.

 

by Cities
8-06-05
well, looks like it's just the two of us on this island... heh heh heh...
ugh! don't even think about it!
you're right, you'd make a shitty escape raft anyway.

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