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by ClamjusticeHA
12-09-03
Chowder Describes His Feelings
Do You realize Young Hia that im not happy right now!!!
Yes sir, I realize! i feel your sympathy. But sir why are you mad? i will make you happy. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Hia Speaks for Chowder
Yes i know that but....
But NOTHING Young Chowder. Stop being angry at the world and BELIEVE!!!!
Hia and Her Feeling of Guilt
SHUT UP HIA!!! IM MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE AND LOOK WHAT I BECOME OF YOU!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Ahh dont scare me you chucking Goat. WAAAAAAAAAA

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-09-03
What Happens
OMG!!!!!! I cant believe I got a stain on this $50,000 sweater.
Woah Dude you spent $ 50,000 on a sweater.! Thats more than i get in a lifetime!!!
Who They Are
Thats because im rich and famous. i do nothing and get paid ok! i would give you some $ to buy a new lifestyle & be like me but im a hag and i do nothing except have dramatic moments and and get paid.
But .....
What They Do
i dont care what you think i got this sweater and now its ruined so stop bugging me PEST!! security press help me and write a 1,000 page book on this incident right now!!!!!!!
have peace!

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-10-03
Mrs. Kocon Explains Junk
Today everyone were going to be learning positive and negative #'s...bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kid Needy of Nurse
Mrs. Kocon can i go to the nurse im going to barf! HURRY write me a pass!!
Well Jerry i dont think you can go to the nurse because you have used improper grammer. Say " please mrs.kocon may i go to the nurse?"
HAG Gets Her Way
PLEASE MRS.KOCON MAY I GO TO THE NURSE!(after given pass jerry flys down the hall!)
Thank you Jerry! that was much better!!!!! dont run down the hall! (gives jerry pass)

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-10-03
HAG Callin
Youre a HAG!!
IM a Hag! fine your a HAG!
HAG Calling Again
no YOUre a hag!!!!!
Im not a hag, youre a HAG!!!
HAG Calling For the Last Time
FINE!!!!

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-10-03
Mrs. Kocon Hyper Ventilating About a Dumb Math Homework
Alright everyone take out your homework from last night. But first will someone read the answer to the chuckle.(smiling gleefully)This is my FAVORITE ONE!!!
"Why did Sparkle Glitz put makeup on her forehead?... She wanted to make up her mind. "
No ONe Cares
HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!! That was my ALL TIME favorite chuckle. A small chuckle was in order!!! (laughing outrageously)
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No ONe Cares Again
I love those chuckle papers and like i always say " a small chuckle is in order" a hahaaaa!! dont you just love it kids!!!
(Kids thoughts) NO!!!!

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-10-03
Nice Bug In the Park
Hello peacefull bug! What are you doing here!?
I am not a peacefull bug...BE QUIET!!!
Bug Gets Evil Plan
Come with me piece of crap child!!!... Come Now!
Coming Peacefull Bug!! ( laughing and smiling w/ glee)heha
Bug SUCCEEDS!
HAHAHAHA young fool i have kidnapped you now i can take over the world!!! ahahahahahaha ( laughing evil laugh) ahahhahahaharrarrhrarr
How rude Peacefull bug!! i want my mommy...waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (crying uncontrollably)

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-11-03
Mrs. Kocon and Her Junk Chuckle Papers
Here Bradttt, Enidttt, and Chjerry,and Franchtesca, here is the homework. Everyone start doing it you have 2minutes.
I dont have a pencil ill just do it at home.
Mrs. Kocon and The Crap Shoe Trade
FRANCESCA!!! You dont have a pencil!!! ill give you a pencil if you give me a shoe!!(f talk) NO NO I insist give me a shoe!!!(f talks) NO HERES THE PENCIL!!! Give me the SHOE!!
No I dont need it ill just do my homework at home.(mrs.k talk) No I like doing my work at home!!!! ( gives shoe)
What Would Like To Do To Mrs. Kocon
Welcome to your new home HAG!!
I TAUGHT YOU PUNS AND ENGLISH IN MATH CLASS AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-11-03
Mrs. Bollinger Teaches To Sing
Now Sing Like This...
LAAAAAA!!!!!!
"Yeah Yeal
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
im yALE i sing: waaaatcchhh meeee ssiiinggg laaaaaaaaa
huyna
Great Yale
Hunya!!!

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-12-03
The 1st Few Words
Today Everyone ... we had a tradgedy!!
YEah Geroge Bush!!!!!!!!!(claps for ten years)
...Ten Years Later
Thank YOU Thank YOU!!!!!
Yeah Preseident Yeah President Yeah President(claps 4 another 10yrs.)
The 2nd Sentence( could go on 4ever)...
It was....Bad!
Yeah President Yeah President Yeah President!(claps 4 another decade or 2)

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-12-03
Squirrel's Howdy
Hi Im a Squirrel!!!!
Oh wait how did that go......?
Dumb Kid ... AGAIN
HELLO IM A SQUIRREL !!!!!!!
Wait I cant remember....eat garbage or stare...?
Kid Stood Up By Squirrel
FOOL!!!!
What?... AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-12-03
HI
HI
Hi
Bye
Bye
Bye
Shut Down
Shut Up
Ok

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-15-03
Welcoming a Broken Record!
Now Everyone lets welcome someone who can sing and act ...HILARY DUFF!!!
Hey Everyone i can sing and act and so can a lot of other celebs so youre gonna praise me!!! Listen to my cd.
Cover Your Ears
...Bla... Now Lets give it up for Hil Duff to perform ." so yesterday"!
.... youre so yesterday so yesterday im just a bird thats already flown away!!!
She Should Be So Yesterday
....(everyone claps) THANX THANX THANX
Shut Up You Cant Sing " YOURE so yesterday"

 

by ClamjusticeHA
12-15-03
Gathering
Come On Everyone ... gather 'round!!(shakes hand in air)
Coming leader... ya know its great to be here!!(smiling uncontrollably)
Explaining
Yeah! Today Were Going to do a Girl Scout deed of the day by making yarn crafts for the senior citizens. !!!
Yeah Yeah I love to help the senior citizens by making them crafts that theyll cherish for a lifetime!! ( so happy)
The Doing
Here Sir we have made this yarn craft from our hearts and with love just for you!!! ( wiping a tear of joy)
Dumb Kids... I dont want that junk!!

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