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Famous Missed Opportunities
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| Hey, Jesus, wake up! I've come to take you down. Pilate decided to let you off with a warning and... ah, heck. I'll come back later. | |
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More Famous Missed Opportunities
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| Geez, I bet I could sell this Blood of Christ on Ebay.. ah, forget it. I'll just throw it away. It kind of smells, anyway. | |
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Still More Famous Missed Opportunities
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| Hey, Jesus, it's Mary. Mary Magdalene. Hey, wake up! I've decided to go back to being a hooker. Hey, wake up! You owe me forty shekels. Goddamn hippie! | |
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