the subcommittee for human and animal relations has sent me on a diplomatic foray. i present myself to you as the liberal fairy. my charter is to establish a semi-permanent grant status.
whoa.
you can think of me as a fairy godmother. you know, three wishes and all?
are you for real?
i assure you that, although i am fully capable of godlike powers only instantiated in your wildest dreams, that i am in fact as real as the nose on your face.
