oh goody. a person of color. i have been waiting quite a while for an opportunity to liberate a member of the oppressed classes from .. you know.. oppression.
huh?
oh, excuse me. allow me to introduce myself. i am the liberal fairy. i am tasked by the oversight committee to right wrongs in the affairs of humans. in other words you get a big fat wish.
i don't think i've been drinking. i'm not on meth or crack... is this for real?
i see by your stunned expression that you have probably not been aware of my existence. i'm really sorry. we really only started doing outreach to minorities.. er .. people of color.. in this century.
